Our Shxtty Fanfic 🤩

[elixr]

Hi, yes, welcome to shxtty Olympus fanfic by the amazing… drum roll @elixr & @Kristi!

It started like this, yes:

@Kristi

The story of how we kicked Zeus @ss and almost got in trouble?

@Kristi

spoiler: Zeus cried.

@elixr

and ran to mommy rhea but she slapethed him

@Kristi

And he cried more and called Hera for us

@elixr

but she slapethed him too

@Kristi

And he cried some more then Poseidon laughed at him and he slapped Poseidon.

@elixr

then percy slapeth zoos for slapping father

@Kristi

Then Zeus cried and said “PERCY JACKSON! You gave me a boo boo.”

@elixr

then thalia was like ‘ew dad i hate you’ and then slapethed

@Kristi

Then Zeus cried, and Hades walked up to Zeus from the underworld and said “Ugh loser” and punched him.

@elixr

then persephone slapethed and said 'that’s what you get for sleeping with me! "

@Kristi

And every body cried as Zeus wept, Zeus then said “I WILL GET MY REVENGE HOW DARETH THUS DO THISETH TO ME?”

@elixr

everyone were like- ‘lol no one cares’

@Kristi

Zeus then sucked his thumb “You would care! I will make sure you care” he stood up and ran crying.

The next day, Zeus sent lightning bolts at elixr and sarcastic’s house and laughed.

@elixr

they were saved by dilf hades

@Kristi

Dilf hades for the win! They shouted

Zeus then fell down of a mountain

@elixr

and ded like his father

@Kristi

Then after his ‘death’ people sat down and decided who was going to be the new king or who should inherit mount Olympus. Hera said it should be her as she was his wife, Apollo said it should be him as he was the most youthful and the god of knowledge so he would bless everyone with his youthfulness, music and knowledge. Athena said it should be her because she was the smartness, Hestia just watched, Aphrodite said since she was the most beautiful she should have mount Olympus.

@elixr

but… who took the crown?!

@Kristi

idk who?

@elixr

uhhh us!

@Kristi

YES!

But none of them could get the crown or Zeus throne as elixr and sarcastic rushed to the thrown, took the crown and sat down. “Boohoo losers we rule Olympus now” Sarcastic said.

@elixr

hhahaahhh yess

@Kristi

The other gods were furious but of course they couldn’t match elixr and sarcastic greatness so they nodded.

Cheers to the ened of Zeus rule!

@Writers @Discussion what did you think of our amazing fanfic?

[Kristi]

Thank you to everyone for reading, this took us 1 billion years to complete it. It took all hard work and sweat but finally we are done!

[elixr]

Also, thenks @nil for helping…

[Kristi]

@NIL gave us the inspiration to continue this beautiful master-piece so we would like to thank her.

[Nil]

Aw you guys are so sweet…

And I 100% recommend this, everyone! It’s a lovely story

[Kristi]

@elixr

@Writers @Discussions

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[elixr]

hm??

[Kristi]

nothing~~~~

[unsungcheerio]

addded the writing tag

[elixr]

DO YOU LIKE FANFIC??

[unsungcheerio]

MUCHLY

[elixr]

WOWOW YES THENK THENK
IT TOOK HARDWORK SM

[Duckling]

Rad story =)

Kinda reminds me of duck love hexagon

[elixr]

Omg what’s that?

[Duckling]

A story I once wrote during tmfpw =D
https://forum.shanniiwrites.com/t/the-most-frequent-poster-wins-10/15518/13560

[elixr]

WOW

[elixr]

wtf-
i totally forgot about this