Pizza is cereal and here's why

Now, you must’ve heard of the controversial debate going around on the forums: Is pizza cereal? I have thought about this for a long time and I think I’ve constructed a good enough argument.

You see, pizza is cereal.

It contains bread, which is carb, which is what cereal is made of.
It contains cheese, which is technically milk.
People put fruit in their cereal, and tomatoes are a fruit.
Then there’s the meat, which is the flesh of my enemies I add as seasoning.

What do you think? Do you agree with my argument? Which side are you on? :thinking:
Feel free to argue (sometimes using weapons and having it result in fatal injuries) and present your facts here.

@Utensils?

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OH HELL NO

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Here’s proof:

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YOU ARE SIMPLY WRONG

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That’s a very well constructed argument. I agree completely :star_struck:

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I will be finding more proof to prove @TheDancingFryer that the proof I had is indeed proof

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GO AHEAD AND PROVE IT

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IT IS PROOF
People just can’t accept that pizza is cereal

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NO IT IS NOT

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ARGUMENT?

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Proof:

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IT JUST IS NOT

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Where’s your proof???

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:hot_face::hot_face::hot_face: beautiful

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Oh god no, it isn’t.

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Where’s the proof?!

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Proof:

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I mean…it is grain, but it’s also protein dairy, fruit and sometimes vegetable.

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YES #pizzacereal

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To add to your argument

Can you dip it in milk? IT’S CEREAL! Checkmate flatearthers :triumph:

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