Pizza is cereal and here's why

Your pizza even has a signature :pray::pray: this is signed by the government yet everyone disregards it

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That is wrong that’s photoshop WRONG

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Cheese slices are sometimes in a salad and those bread things :star_struck:

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Yes but that’s pizza with salad :thinking: salads don’t have carbs or dairy, don’t they?

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Croutons :smirk: right.

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This is a rigged trial!

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Compelling argument

BUT CAN YOU DIP A SALAD IN MILK?

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Your evidence is photoshop

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ACTUALLY YOU CAN :sunglasses:

A milk vinager salad. :smirk:
Gross but effective

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Photoshop!

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5th amendment :flushed:

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Just doesn’t have the same effect as dipping :triumph:

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The whole idea is photoshop. Not valid

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It’s better.

It’s drenched :pensive::fist:t2:

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Soggy cereal should be illegal :triumph: I want it crunchy so I can stab my enemies

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I refuse to go on this is a rigged trial and my rights as a pizza salad lover have been violated :pensive::fist:t2:

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Rigged :sob::sob::sob::fist:t2:

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Your proof is rigged :triumph: photoshop

Salad doesn’t exist smh

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I refuse to speak about my Photoshop :sob:
This is 100% real quality pizza I even paid a artist to draw the pizza for me-

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I believe the pizza, but not the salad. You can’t lie to me and tell me that it’s salad when it’s clearly cereal :triumph: is salad cereal, huh?

And smhhh I can’t believe you didn’t order art from the utensil art shop

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