Hello again
It’s time for the next poll battle on the Shanniiwrites Forums
How will this work?
•There will be a theme and a poll to decide on the minimum number of polls for the next competition
• you have twelve days to create your polls and one day to vote for the best polls, I will announce the winner and the next theme on the next thread
•The winner will get a badge and can pick the next theme if they want
•You don’t have to sign up, just create enough polls and have fun
The rules
•At least one of your polls has to be related to the theme
•You have to create at least one number rating, multiple choice and single choice poll
•You are allowed to chat on the thread but please don’t spam it with off topic posts or random emojis
•You can still participate if you’ve won the contest before.
•Don’t copy others!
•No double entries! You can only enter each contest once.
•No inappropriate polls! If you have too many swear words or 18+ content I’ll message you and give you 24h to change it, if you don’t change it by then, you’ll automatically be disqualified for the current and the following contest
And most importantly…
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER AND HAVE FUN!
This week’s eyemazing theme was picked by last week’s poll battle champions @anon80318563 and @unsungcheerio
And the theme is…
CHILDREN
You have to create at least 5 polls to participate this week
Side note: This isn’t a rule, but it would be nice if you could post all your polls in one post to keep the thread organized and make it easier for me to check if you have all needed polls to qualify for this contest
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being a perfect angel and 10 being a very, VERY bad child )… How bad were you as a child?
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10
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Would you let an 8 year old wear make up?
Yea, why not?
No, they’re too young
Depends on the occasion
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You come home to find paint all over the walls in your home. Then there are your children. Sitting there covered in paint with guilty looks on their face. What do you do?
Awwww, this is BEAUTIFUL!! Thank you!! Here, have a cookie
WhY In tHE WoRLd WoULd YoU tHInK iT’s OkAY tO PaiNT oN mY wALLS!?!?
Scream in your head, but smile at them like they did nothing wrong
Throw all their paint in the trash and never allow them to paint in your house again
Take pictures of what they did and post it on Facebook
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At what age do you think it is okay to give a child a cell phone?
5-8
9-12
12-15
15-18
They can get their own phone after 18
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Was childhood the best time of your life?
Yes!!!
No.
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What did you eat the most out of these snacks as a child?
At what age did you find out the answer to the infamous and the most-dreaded question by parents? *How babies are born*
I’m still innocent!
5-9 years
10-13 years
13-15 years
15-18 years
18+ years
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Would ya homeschool your kids or nah?
Yes
Yeah not happening!
No and I would like them to attend a public school!
No and I would like them to attend a private school!
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If your child asks, would you get them a pet as long as they don’t ask for unicorns?
Yes! Only one.
Yes! A couple.
Nah, go cuddle with your teddy bears!
oUR HoUSe Is ALrEAdy a Z0o!
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How would you rate your experience of flying on a plane with screaming children?
0, 1, 2 & 3 ~ I would like to gauge my ears out with their plastic forks! 4, 5, & 6 ~ It was a mildly enjoyable experience and pretty ‘meh’ for the most part! 7, 8, 9 & 10 ~ I didn’t mind it! It takes more than that to make me want to shove the nearest objects into my auditory canal.
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10
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You witness somebody smoking/vaping near **YOUR** child! :scream: Quick what do you do?
Slyly move your child AWAY from the smoker!
Slyly shove your child TOWARDS the smoker and book it in the opposite direction!
Goodbye, Au revoir, Adios to that place!
Slap that [BLEEP] and move your child away from the smoker.
Ummmmm just do nothing!
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You see somebody *suspicious* talking to a child outside your house! What are you going to do?
Keep an eye on them!
Grab some bubbly & relax!
It’s none of my business!
Starts blasting music in the background!
Wander outside and say, ‘But sir, what de [bleep] you doin’ ousside ma house?"
Interrupt you when you’re doing something important
Say ‘He/she stuck their tongue out at me!’
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2. You get a call from the principal of the school where your kid/niece/nephew/sibling/cousin attends, saying that they got a behavior report for getting into a physical fight with another kid during recess. What’s your reaction?
Take away all their electronic devices (or suggest to their parents that they do that)
Yell at them, cuss them out, and whoop them for starting trouble at school
Talk to the kid to find out exactly what happened (especially if the kid is not the fighting type)
Laugh it off, proud of the kid for defending themselves
Give them ice cream or candy
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3. How old should kids be before they can have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
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25
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4. How do you feel about adults swearing in front of kids?
It’s wrong ; they should control their language.
I do it and I don’t mind if other adults do it, to be honest.
Kids should learn swear words as young as possible because they’ll eventually hear them somewhere
I’m only okay with swearing in front of kids if their parents swear in front of them as well and don’t mind other people doing the same
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4. Is it okay for parents to laugh when their child says a swear word?
No, because it’s encouraging them to say it
It’s okay, as long as they correct them in private later
Sure, it’s cute when kids swear!
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5. What do you think are the most difficult grades to teach?
Nursery/Preschool
Kindergarten
Lower elementary (1st-2nd)
Mid-elementary (3rd-4th)
Upper elementary (5th-6th)
Middle school
High school
College
Adults
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6. Who’s your favorite kid?
A fictional one
Sibling
Niece or nephew
Cousin
Neighbor’s kid
Friend’s kid
A kid I baby-sit or tutor
None. I hate kids.
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7. Do your stories have child characters?
Obviously!
In flashbacks only
No, I’ve never created a character under the age of 15
and 10 being a very, VERY bad child 
)… How bad were you as a child?
