Hello, and welcome to ‘One True Love’. A very cliché dating app. Hope you are having a good day… or not. We do not care at all. Anyway, I am your AI Guide. What do you want to call me?
- Perv
- LoveBot
- Matchmaker
- sTuPiD Ai BoT gUiDe
- YOU DO NOT DESERVE A NAME, CHILD-
Now that you’ve named me, please answer these following questions:
What’s your sexuality?
- Hetero
- Homo
- Pan
- Bi
- Ace
- wut is dat-
Thanks for answering these questions. Not that we care or anything.
Now, we’re almost done. Please select a picture for your profile pic.
- Crac pic
- Smexy pic
- Hot pic
- Cute pic
- Selfie
-
nude pic 
Woohoo~
Congrats for setting your account up!
~ plink plink ~
Ooh~
You got a match. Don’t know why anyone would find you interesting, but okay. Looks like swiping right all night did work after all!
You check your match and it’s a:
- A cute guy/gal
- A hot fxckboi/fxckgirl
- Some boring average guy/girl
- Weird-xss person
- ZUKO/AZULA?!?!
Oh, looks like you were too indecisive and didn’t know how to approach him/her or chose not to message first. Looks like they did the first move!
~* yay yay *~
“Hey what’s up?”
“Haha, nothing much”
“What 'bout you?”
“I saw on your bio that you like fire”
“Yeah, I do”
“Tell me more ”
“What can I tell? I just like playing with fire”
“Like you”
“Cos you’re fire”
“That sounds like something a fxckboi/fxckgirl would say”
“Haha, I swear I’m not”
“I’ll believe you… for now”
“Alright, tell me more about-”
~* tWo HoUrS lAtEr *~
~* hE/sHe FiNaLly MaDe A mOvE *~
“What about a date this Saturday?”
Congratalutions! This is the first time you’re going on a date! There are a couple more days for Friday, so let’s wait until then.
~* crickets chirp *~
Ah, finally! It’s Saturday! You’re up at 7 in the morning (even though you’re date is at 6) to get ready for your date with your match. You shower and brush your teeth, and now, for the most important decision, what should you wear for your date? uWu
- Cute Dress
- Smexy Outfit
- Casual shirt and jeans
- Band Merch
-
nothing 
Now, put on some make-up!
- Scary Make-up
-
#totallywokeuplikethis Make-up
- Clown Make-up
- Glittery Make-up
- No Make-up
By the time you finish putting your make-up, it’s already 5:50! Oh no, you’re going to be late! What’re you going to do?
- Drive a broken car
- Go on a bicycle
- Run
- Fly an aeroplane
- Dance
Somehow, you reach on time and look for your match…
Oh… looks like your match isn’t here yet. You sit down somewhere and wait for him/her.
~* one hour later *~
“Hey, are you [NAME] from ‘One True Love’?”
“Yeah… that’s me-”
You look up to see your match and it’s…
ZUKO/AZULA?!?!
After a while, you calm down and sit down with him.
“Hey… Zuko/Azula right…?”
“Yeah, that’s me!”
“I didn’t know you were… Zuko/Azula”
“Yeah, most people run away when they find out they’re texting the Firelord/Lt. Colonel”
“I didn’t run away… hehe”
“Yeah”
“You’re the first person who didn’t”
Ooh, he/she holds your hand and smiles.
“Eat up.”
You nod and eat the food on your plate.
After finishing your plate, you start to feel a bit dizzy…
“What’s wrong? You look a bit uneasy”
“Nothing, I just-”
And you faint-
~* After I-don’t-know-how-many hours *~
“Wh-where am I…?”
“Hello, darling…”
“You’re finally up”
“Where- and how-”
“Welcome to my home-sweet-home”
“This is where you’ll be living for the rest of your life…”
“…with me”
“What? But- why are you doing this to me?!”
“Because YOU were the only one who didn’t run off like all those other girls/guys!”
“AND NOW YOU’RE MINE! ONLY MINE!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“But- but- don’t you love me?”
“I do, and that’s why you’re here”
“If you truly loved me, you wouldn’t imprison me here…”
“…”
“…You’ll let me go now… Right?”
“…”
“no.”
You’ve lost hope. There’s nothing you can do now…
“Wait… AI BOT! Why aren’t you doing anything?! Help me! Save me! Get me away from this- this creep!”
Nah…
Welcome to your new life…
“WHAT THE FXCK?!?! NO!!”
~* plink plink *~
Are you ready to accept your new life and stay with your One True Love forever?
