Question Thread - AS007

[AS007]

@heavenbound

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

yes

@heavenbound

Which musician do you think would make the best teacher?

Any Imagine Dragons band member would become a great teacher! I would love music 6478383 times better if that happens

@heavenbound

What instrument do you think is the most annoying?

Guitar. I still have that scar when it tore it’s string to hurt my finger. And I can’t even report for abuse because police doesn’t arrest musical instruments smh…

@heavenbound

What is the worst song ever?

Baby shark doo doo doo

@heavenbound

What is the worst/most annoying catchphrase?

“Hey, I love you because I am a cliche Episode LI and fall in love with the MC in like -0.482827 seconds.”

@heavenbound

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

Durian. I would be smelly and no one would eat me. I would live longer.

@heavenbound

If you were an artist, what would you paint on your first day?

A scenery with triangular shaped house, a yellow sun above it, a blue sky, some trees, some crows in sky and a stickman figure on the ground

@heavenbound

If you could be a fly on the wall, who would you want to listen in on?

The bankers and their heads. I need to know where they put that money at so I can call my wasp buddies and pull off the most extraordinary fly-themed bank heist ever.

@heavenbound

If animals could talk, which would be the smartest?

I mean humans couldn’t do much so let’s give cats a chance.

@heavenbound

What animal is the biggest party animal?

Omg dogs omg how tf do they reverberate so. Much. Positive. Energy?!?!

@heavenbound

Do you think cavemen had nightmares about cavewomen?

Idk about that. But I would definitely have nightmares about my mom even if I was a caveman.

@heavenbound

Who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman?

People of the earth. Superman would laser-burn Batman to death until he realizes and looks down that he is shot strategically with a krypton bullet and he dies too. Then Wonder Woman and others be like, “thank god we got rid of those two idiots yay hooray no more building damage”.

@heavenbound

Which sport do you think they’ll invent next?

The sport where “How far can you lean from your bed to your dressing table to get your phone.”

@heavenbound

What is your spirit animal?

Owl.

@heavenbound

Would you rather have no nose, or no arms?

No nose, bro. No breathing, no living. I would be free from trials and tribulations of life

@heavenbound

What fictional character do you think you are most like?

Lord Varys from Game of Thrones. He is an INTP like me and makes funny faces when he thinks that no one’s looking.

@heavenbound

What is the most annoying color?

CYAN.

@heavenbound

What is the coolest sound?

The sound of an aeroplane flying above. It’s as if something’s gonna drop over me and bomb-blast any minute but nothing happens.

@heavenbound

What body part would you like to add?
What body part would you like to remove?

I would like to add a third eye (because two aren’t enough and I hate glasses).
I would like to remove my nose because Voldemort is a cool aesthetic, ngl.

@heavenbound

What song would you play if you were at a party?

Demons, by Imagine Dragons.

@heavenbound

What’s your favorite fruit?

Grapes.

@heavenbound

What do you do on your spare time?

Breathe.

@heavenbound

What would be your dream job?

CEO of an underground criminal Bank Heister Organisation.

@heavenbound

What would be the hardest thing to give up?

My phone

@heavenbound

Which would you rather win: The lottery or to be named employee of the month every month?

Lottery bro. What will I do with my ugly face stuck on a pin board.

@heavenbound

Would you rather walk around with a salad for a head or broccoli for arms?

I mean broccoli for arms because I still need my brain to function.

@heavenbound

What was your first computer game?

Farmville omg the memories

@heavenbound

If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

Quantum Realm

@heavenbound

Are croissants rad?

• yes
• yes
• yes

[AS007]

@astxrism

What does your perfect day look like?

Going on a bank heist

@astxrism

What does your normal day look like?

Existing. For some reason

[AS007]

@Acorn06

What way do you like your tea?

This way

[heavenbound]

@AS007

yes

how many??

[AS007]

Why do you want to know?

Let me tell you another interesting thing - the Sun’s gonna go obese in 5 billion years, consume Mercury, Venus, Earth, then give a big brain fart and then shrink to a red dwarf

[astxrism]

What’s your favourite sleeping position?
What’s your favourite quote?
If you could have any exotic animal as a pet, which would it be?
What personality traits do you share with your relatives?
Which of your personality traits are you most proud of?
Would you rather make more money doing a job you hate or less doing one you love?
Who was your favourite cartoon character when you were a kid?
Do you believe in giving people second chances, and why?
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
If you could buy one thing for free for the rest of your life what would that thing be?

[heavenbound]

@AS007

Why do you want to know?

is that a question??? i’m not the question star so answer the question??

[Caticorn]

Have you ever listened to a song so much, you’ve become tired of it? If yes, which song?

[AS007]

@astxrism

@astxrism

What’s your favourite sleeping position?

Sleeping like a foetus (in a fetal position ).

@astxrism

What’s your favourite quote?

Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

@astxrism

If you could have any exotic animal as a pet, which would it be?

A macaw

@astxrism

What personality traits do you share with your relatives?

Overthinking, procrastinating, introversion, escapism.

@astxrism

Which of your personality traits are you most proud of?

My rational approach to a problem and being (relatively) calmer during a crisis situation

@astxrism

Would you rather make more money doing a job you hate or less doing one you love?

Make less money with the job I love. Happiness transcends money.

@astxrism

Who was your favourite cartoon character when you were a kid?

Perry the platypus from Phineas & Ferb.

@astxrism

Do you believe in giving people second chances, and why

Yes, if they show a willingness to be a better version of themselves. Maybe they have hope after all.

@astxrism

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?

Chanel or Gucci.

@astxrism

If you could buy one thing for free for the rest of your life what would that thing be?

Diamonds

[AS007]

Fine

7 hens

[AS007]

@Caticorn

Have you ever listened to a song so much, you’ve become tired of it? If yes, which song?

Yeah. Baby Shark Doo Doo

[heavenbound]

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK

MAMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO MAMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

SISTER SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BROTHER SHARK DO DO DO DO DO

GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

AUNTIE SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

UNCLE SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

COUSIN SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

[AS007]

Ew relatives

[SkyWalker]

What cures boredom?

[SnowyStar]

Why sockstore?
Does your sockstore accept credit, debit, or candy for payment?

[AS007]

@SkyWalker

What cures boredom?

haha!.. do your homework

[AS007]

@SnowyStar

Why sockstore?

Oh! I see you’re here to listen to my inspirational story about my journey from me being a village simpleton from the banks of Argentina to a world-known sockstore owner! You see, I was born at a very young age of 49 years old to two people named Dumb & Dumber. They were very poor considering that they totally ruined season 7-8 of GoT for everyone. Being selfish and proud pricks, they finished all their money and left naught for their own child. How atrocious?!

Yes, so you see, I had to fend for myself from a very young age of 34 years old. I wanted to become rich, famous, respected, and most of all – powerful! I wanted control over everyone and everything, without anyone knowing that it’s me (yes, I’m Tywin Lannister)!

So I decided to steal someone’s pink striped socks with diamond embellishments from a rich punk. It was easy to do so considering they treated me like a village simpleton. Anyway… I sold those socks in the black market to a dumb blonde and got 3742883 dollars for it.

That is when I realized… I wanted to be a SockStore. Warm, fuzzy and adorable.

@SnowyStar

Does your sockstore accept credit, debit, or candy for payment?

No… it accepts favours as payments. Once you buy socks from me, you owe your life. To me.

You’re indebted to me. Forever. Yes I am mafia

[phlegmatic]

@AS007 why is your profile picture so cool smh?

[astxrism]

What are the top three qualities you admire in others?
Do you have any unusual fears?
What is something that you would really like to try again?
What’s something that you would be willing to stay up all night to do?
What uncommon thing would you like to see become more common?
What thing from childhood do you still enjoy to this day?
What do you wish you understood better?
What is something that will instantly annoy you?
Do you have an app on your phone that you use even though you hate it?
How many apps do you have?
What app do you use the most?

[Eliza]

What’s your favorite song?
Singer?
Color?
Animal?
Shape?
School subject?
Food?
Dessert?
Drink?
Number?
Book?
Movie?