Questions Thread - Kiwi

[ChaoticDeluge]

So for this week’s Question Thread, we have @Kiwi! Congratulations!

If any of you have any questions for her, feel free to post below! If you wanna blow up her notifications, feel free to @ her, too!

The questions can be as silly as you like. Just make sure you’re following the guidelines – no swearing or NSFW/mature questions, please!

Have fun!

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How to Play

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The Disclaimer

Replying to all of these questions is going to be a huge task! Please only sign up if you:

• Aren’t easily offended – As long as the questions follow the rules and aren’t too vulgar, there’s nothing we can do about questions that might offend people a little bit. So, if you’re someone who is easily offended, please reconsider signing up for this. It might cause you quite a bit of emotional distress! (We might work on a Restricted Section NSFW version of this if we get enough interest in that category).
• Have the time on your hands – We’re hoping this will be an active thing! Please only sign up if you have the time on your hands and you’re willing to answer all of those questions!
• Are okay with prying questions – just like with the offence issue, there’s nothing much we can do about questions that are a little prying. We’d like to have as many people who are willing to answer all the questions they can and come up with funny/silly answers for the ones they aren’t comfortable being truthful about. If that’s you, sign up!

The Rules

So every Thursday, we’ll be posting up a questions thread for a specific user.

That thread will be open for one week and will be closed just before we put up the new user.

You have 1 week to ask all the questions you can think of and the spotlighted user will have just the same amount of time to answer them.

After that week is up, the user is out of the spotlight and you’ve missed your chance to post on the thread! Of course, you can still ask them questions elsewhere, but it’s not their job to answer them anymore!

The spotlighted user will be given a badge and with that badge will come a title.

The spotlighted user will be required to keep the title for the full week so people know who they are.

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If You Get Chosen

You will be granted the Forum Questions Star badge and you’ll have to change your title to “Forum Questions Star” – this will become an option on your profile as soon as you get the badge.

if you have a title at the moment that you want to go back to afterwards, make sure that you keep note of it so you can let me know after your week is over!

All you have to do is make sure that you scroll to the bottom of the thread and make sure you set it to “watching” (as seen below).

Then, just make sure you answer as many questions as possible before time runs out!

If you’d like to have the chance to be chosen for next week, sign up on the thread below!

Questions Thread Signup

So… we’re getting quite the schedule going here on ShanniiWrites! Every Saturday, we get our Pub Quiz and Short Story Saturdays. Pretty soon, I’m going to be putting up a calendar of all our activities so that anyone can join in and have fun! So thanks to the Annoying Deluge Day that happened yesterday, we saw a huge boost to our activity and I think a lot of people had fun! (I hope). One of the ideas that was bourne out of that day was the Chaotic Deluge Question Thread, thanks to our lovely @…

[MeghanWrites]

What’s your name?

[LHT]

Congrats on getting chosen @Kiwi
Prepare for some questionssssss

[MeghanWrites]

Did I say that quickly only because I wanted to be first?

[ChaoticDeluge]

I hope you enjoy, folks, make sure to make it another good one :3

[BrutallyBritish]

Do you like kiwis?

[MeghanWrites]

Should I close the last one? @ChaoticDeluge

what’s your country of residence?
Age?
Where your mother’s middle name?
do you have siblings?
What are your favourite drinks?
Is water blue?
Is air white?
How many carrots have you grown?
What about potatoes?
How many pizzas have you eaten in your whole life?
Where a dirty secret you have?
Gender?
How many times of yours are the same length as your fingers?
What shape is your head?
Are your eyes ovals?
Skin tone?
How many freckles are on your left hand?
Doo you have a wart?
Doo you have a veruca?
Are these questions weird?
Are you eating dinner/tea/supper/whatever you call it right now?

Have you ever…
Climbed a mountain?
Rode a bike?
ridden a horse?
Grew a vegetable?
Sliced an onion?
Gone scuba-diving?
Survived the apocalypse?
Cut your hair with kitchen scissors?
Swore at someone under the age of 13?
Written a story?
Slid under a bench?
Played light tag?
Gone trick or treating?
Slapped someone?
Gone 1 whole year without eating a rap snack?
Died?
Been punched in the face by Carma?
Embarrassed someone?
Laughed so hard you peed yourself?
Laughed at someone struggling to do a mundane task?
Coughed so loud you spent the rest of the hour catching your breath?
Skipped class?
Given a teacher the finger whilst their back is turned?
Cartwheeled on a roof?
Played sport?
Finished before everyone else in maths?
Broken something and pretending it wasn’t you?
Backstabbed a friend?
Been backstabbed by a friend?
Questioned your sexuality/gender?
Come up with an awesome quote then realised someone else had it first?d
Been so disappointed about something that you just lay on your bed, not doing anything? (Apart from breathing of course - You don’t wanna not breath…)
Held your breath for a minute or longer?

Why is your username your username?
What made you chose it?
Why did you choose this?
What did you search to find these forums?
How did you come across shanniwrites forum?
Do you have a dead cat?
Do you have any living pets? If yes,

1. is it a dog?
2. cat
3. pig
4. lamb
5. cow
6. chicken
7. hampster
8. guinea pig
9. mouse
10. other
    Are you on episode forum?
    what is your username over there?
    What country where you born in?
    Where did you go the first time you flew in a plane and/or took a boat?

What is your favourite…
Holiday
Season
Pizza topping
Rap snack
Meat
Vegetable
Fruit
Animal
Myth
Mythical creature
Fairy tale
Forumer
Card in a standard deck
Sofa shape
Bed size
Candle scent
Number
Month
Date
Year
Century
Historical figure
Quote
Book
Drawing
Painting
Movie
Country
Sport team
element in the periodic table
Window
Colour
Drawing app
Object

Do you think essential oils are useless?
if yes, why?
do you have a modern house?
Is it a big kitchen?
do you like dormer windows?

[LHT]

1.Are you excited that you got picked?
2. How many questions do you expect to get?
3. What kind of questions do you prefer to get?
4. Why did you decide to sign-for this in the first place?
5. What shows are you into?
6. How often do you play sports?
7. What’s your favorite drink?
8. What job would you be terrible at?
9. What would you rate 10 / 10?
10. What songs have you completely memorized?
11. What movie title best describes your life?
12.Who should play you in a movie about your life?

[ChaoticDeluge]

If I forgot to set it to close automatically, yes please!

[Duckling]

Why is your username rap_snack_queen?

Did @MeghanWrites just copy all her questions from @Chocolate_Mama’s question thread without proofreading them?

[MeghanWrites]

Perhaps

[Duckling]

Very mysterious

[LHT]

Well @Kiwi why are you suddenly called rap_snack_queen?

[Duckling]

Why am I so happy to see that @LHT is still alive?
Where was she for so long?
Are you still alive @Kiwi?

[LHT]

Even though it’s not my thread…I’m gonna answer this real quick

Where was she for so long?

Life got a bit more hectic for me, so I just have been more busy than usual these days. Everything will die down again towards the holidays.

[Duckling]

Why is cake so delicious?
Which one of @MeghanWrites questions did you like the most?
Are clouds fluffy?
What do you like to do when you’re alone?
Do you sometimes talk to yourself?
Why did you join the star cult?
Did you know that me and @MeghanWrites are forum dating now?
Should I ask some more questions after I drink my tea?

[Duckling]

I hope that it’s less hectic now
I was very busy too and I feel bad for not posting many polls

[Duckling]

Who’s your forum crush @Kiwi?

[MeghanWrites]

What’s your favourite…

Smurf
Barrie sister
Dwarf
Kids tv show
Episode of peppa pig
Dinosaur
Chocolate flavour
Sweet / candy
Fruit
Vegetable
Bed size