Questions Thread - PessimisticPuppy

[Littlefeets]

For this week’s Question Thread, we have @anon93806337 ! Congratulations!

If any of you have any questions for them, feel free to post below! If you wanna blow up their notifications, feel free to @ them, too!

The questions can be as silly as you like. Just make sure you’re following the guidelines – no swearing or NSFW/mature questions, please!

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[anon87018809]

@anon93806337 how does it feel to have best sister in world

[anon93806337]

@celestialkitten

how does it feel to have best sister in world

Horrid

[anon87018809]

You should be grateful - this opportunity doesn’t happen to everyone

[Rainbow]

1. If five-year-old you suddenly found themselves in your current body, what would five-year-old you do first?
2. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
3. If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
4. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
5. What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
7. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? Why?
8. In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
9. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Why?
10. If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
11. What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
12. What’s the last thing you did for the first time?
13. What’s the first thing you do when you are bored?
14. If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?
15. What can you talk about for hours?
16. If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who would they be?
17. If you were given a million dollars today, how would you spend it?
18. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?
19. Who would you get to play as you in the movie of your life?
20. What are you proud of, but never had an excuse to talk about?

[anon93806337]

@Rainbow

If five-year-old you suddenly found themselves in your current body, what would five-year-old you do first?

Scream and cry probably lol

@Rainbow

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

Well that would be horrible
Um I wouldn’t I guess lol

@Rainbow

If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

How to draw.

@Rainbow

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Stole something

@Rainbow

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

Trashy I guess

@Rainbow

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

I don’t remember, sadly. And I don’t go to people’s houses that often.

@Rainbow

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? Why?

Dragons because they can destroy everything
Jk jk
Probably unicorns. They can make people happy and what’s better than that?

@Rainbow

• In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

A frightening place, yet a blessing.

@Rainbow

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Why?

C O C K R O A C H
Enough said

@Rainbow

If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Pizza. You can pick any toppings you want, and who doesn’t like pizza?

I’ll de the rest later.

[anon87018809]

@anon93806337

C O C K R O A C H

Plus - it would make sense to call a cockroach a c o c k

[Eliza]

What’s your favorite song?
Singer?
Color?
Animal?
Shape?
School subject?
Food?
Dessert?
Drink?
Number?
Book?
Movie?

[heavenbound]

@anon93806337

1. What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
2. Do you like red cherries?
3. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
4. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
5. What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
6. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
7. If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?
8. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
9. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
11. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
12. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
13. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
14. What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
15. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
16. What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
17. Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
18. What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
19. What are some things that are okay to occasionally do but definitely not okay to do every day?
20. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
21. You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
22. Would you like a croissant?

[anon93806337]

@Rainbow

What conspiracy theories do you believe in?

I can’t think of any off the top of my head rn, but there are some. I usually don’t do conspiracy theories, I need hard facts and evidence.

@Rainbow

What’s the last thing you did for the first time?

Socialize.

@Rainbow

What’s the first thing you do when you are bored?

Draw or write, or just sit there daydreaming.

@Rainbow

If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?

Dark lime green ew

@Rainbow

What can you talk about for hours?

Life

@Rainbow

If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who would they be?

Um- Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln, and Shakespeare

@Rainbow

If you were given a million dollars today, how would you spend it?

Probably a house

@Rainbow

If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

Wii music

@Rainbow

Who would you get to play as you in the movie of your life?

I have no idea tbh

@Rainbow

What are you proud of, but never had an excuse to talk about?

My story that I literally never have written down

@Eliza

What’s your favorite song?

better. by Super Whatevr

@Eliza

Singer?

Halsey

@Eliza

Color?

Teal

@Eliza

Animal?

Raccoon

@Eliza

Shape

Circle because it’s well rounded

@Eliza

School subject

English

@Eliza

Food

Nachos/pizza

@Eliza

Dessert

Popsicle (never strawberry)

@Eliza

Drink

Lemonade or guava juice

@Eliza

Number

7

@Eliza

Book

I don’t have one atm

@Eliza

Movie

I don’t have a favorite movie either

[anon93806337]

@heavenbound

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

Idk giving birth I guess

@heavenbound

Do you like red cherries?

They are meh

@heavenbound

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

Peanut spread or something

@heavenbound

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

Honestly I have no idea, I have not watched much movies in my life

@heavenbound

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?

Like grammar-wise? I have no idea, there’s a lot of funny ones.

@heavenbound

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Buy a problem, get one FREEEEEEEE

@heavenbound

If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?

press alt f4 to quit
You can skip dialogue so you don’t have to hear anything people are saying

@heavenbound

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

I have not heard any funny ones yet

@heavenbound

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Football

@heavenbound

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

Dog or cat it would just be so cute!!!

@heavenbound

What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?

Adding milk then cereal ew

@heavenbound

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

I can think of a lot but not sure if I should say them

[anon93806337]

@heavenbound

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

“See you at your house”

@heavenbound

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

I would say it but it’s kinda embarrassing lol

@heavenbound

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

Idk roast each other

It wouldn’t really settle anything but less people are killed.

@heavenbound

What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)

“Dead smiles” for a hospital/dentist

@heavenbound

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

I don’t know anyone, sadly.

@heavenbound

You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?

Can I make cute animals larger???

@heavenbound

Would you like a croissant?

Yes please

[heavenbound]

@anon93806337

Yes please

[anon93806337]

Ty

[Ouijaloveletters]

How do you feel about the macabre?

[anon93806337]

@Ouijaloveletters

macabre

Huh?

[anon93806337]

What happened?

[Ouijaloveletters]

Horror.

[anon93806337]

I don’t watch horror that often, so I don’t really know any horror movies.