Questions Thread - sarcastic_badass

[Littlefeets]

For this week’s Question Thread, we have @Kristi! Congratulations!

If any of you have any questions for her, feel free to post below! If you wanna blow up her notifications, feel free to @ her, too!

The questions can be as silly as you like. Just make sure you’re following the guidelines – no swearing or NSFW/mature questions, please!

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How to Play

@ShanniiWrites

The Disclaimer

Replying to all of these questions is going to be a huge task! Please only sign up if you:

• Aren’t easily offended – As long as the questions follow the rules and aren’t too vulgar, there’s nothing we can do about questions that might offend people a little bit. So, if you’re someone who is easily offended, please reconsider signing up for this. It might cause you quite a bit of emotional distress! (We might work on a Restricted Section NSFW version of this if we get enough interest in that category).
• Have the time on your hands – We’re hoping this will be an active thing! Please only sign up if you have the time on your hands and you’re willing to answer all of those questions!
• Are okay with prying questions – just like with the offence issue, there’s nothing much we can do about questions that are a little prying. We’d like to have as many people who are willing to answer all the questions they can and come up with funny/silly answers for the ones they aren’t comfortable being truthful about. If that’s you, sign up!

The Rules

So every Thursday, we’ll be posting up a questions thread for a specific user.

That thread will be open for one week and will be closed just before we put up the new user.

You have 1 week to ask all the questions you can think of and the spotlighted user will have just the same amount of time to answer them.

After that week is up, the user is out of the spotlight and you’ve missed your chance to post on the thread! Of course, you can still ask them questions elsewhere, but it’s not their job to answer them anymore!

The spotlighted user will be given a badge and with that badge will come a title.

The spotlighted user will be required to keep the title for the full week so people know who they are.

@ShanniiWrites

If You Get Chosen

You will be granted the Forum Questions Star badge and you’ll have to change your title to “Forum Questions Star” – this will become an option on your profile as soon as you get the badge.

if you have a title at the moment that you want to go back to afterwards, make sure that you keep note of it so you can let me know after your week is over!

All you have to do is make sure that you scroll to the bottom of the thread and make sure you set it to “watching” (as seen below).

Then, just make sure you answer as many questions as possible before time runs out!

If you’d like to have the chance to be chosen for next week, sign up to the @QuestionsThread Group!
Remember you need to post a question at least to be kept in the running for questions star!

[ethereal]

what do you think of megan thee stallion? what about cardi b?
are you excited for this week?

[Rainbow]

1. If five-year-old you suddenly found themselves in your current body, what would five-year-old you do first?
2. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
3. If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
4. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
5. What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
7. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? Why?
8. In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
9. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Why?
10. If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
11. What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
12. What’s the last thing you did for the first time?
13. What’s the first thing you do when you are bored?
14. If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?
15. What can you talk about for hours?
16. If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who would they be?
17. If you were given a million dollars today, how would you spend it?
18. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?
19. Who would you get to play as you in the movie of your life?
20. What are you proud of, but never had an excuse to talk about?

[Kristi]

@ethereal

what do you think of megan thee stallion? what about cardi b?

I love Meg… I have a huge dislike for Cardi.

@ethereal

are you excited for this week?

Yesh

@Rainbow

If five-year-old you suddenly found themselves in your current body, what would five-year-old you do first?

Bake

@Rainbow

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

I would say something about history.

@Rainbow

someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

The art of procrastination

@Rainbow

you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Steal something

@Rainbow

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

Sexy, hot and the best place ever. A very open minded society I must say.

@Rainbow

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Can’t recall

@Rainbow

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? Why?

Unicorns! Because of their horns. We could make a wish about world peace and then it would grant it.

@Rainbow

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

The internet is a crazy place to be in. It’s messed up.

@Rainbow

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Why

A gorrila. Idk they rub me the wrong way.

@Rainbow

If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Ramen noodles!

@Rainbow

What conspiracy theories do you believe in?

Another universe that is similar to the earth.

@Rainbow

• What’s the last thing you did for the first time?
• What’s the first thing you do when you are bored

For the first, Idk. The second : sleep

@Rainbow

If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?

Orange

@Rainbow

What can you talk about for hours

Percy Jackson

@Rainbow

If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who would they be?

Harriet Tubman, Mariyln monroe and Cleopatra

@Rainbow

If you were given a million dollars today, how would you spend it?

Either on books, makeup or anything that catches me eyes.

@Rainbow

ou could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?

Either A woman’s world, Woman like me or Up by Cardinal b (yeah I hate her but I love some of the lyrics. “Once upon a time I, heard that I was ugly”

@Rainbow

Who would you get to play as you in the movie of your life?

Reile Downs

@Rainbow

What are you proud of, but never had an excuse to talk about?

Writing and finishing a book when I was younger.

[heavenbound]

1. What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
2. Do you like red cherries?
3. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
4. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
5. What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
6. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
7. If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?
8. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
9. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
10. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
11. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
12. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
13. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
14. What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
15. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
16. What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
17. Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
18. What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
19. What are some things that are okay to occasionally do but definitely not okay to do every day?
20. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

[Kristi]

@heavenbound

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

Listening to music.

@heavenbound

Do you like red cherries?

Never tried them

@heavenbound

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called

peanut paste.

@heavenbound

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

harry potter

@heavenbound

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?

Idk

@heavenbound

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Kidney removal surgery

@heavenbound

If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?

Regeneration

@heavenbound

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

Barbans

@heavenbound

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

None

@heavenbound

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

A bird

@heavenbound

What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?

In the church when the priest askes everyone to take a moment of silence and you fart/cough really loudly.

@heavenbound

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

Chains and whip

@heavenbound

• What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

“Love them ankles babe”

@heavenbound

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

Not sure

@heavenbound

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

Tea party, everyone wears pink and dresses (women, men and nonbinaries will have to wear too_) and we end up dancing to WAP

@heavenbound

What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)

Best: Santialo
Worst: Dungy park

@heavenbound

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

My sister

@heavenbound

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

I answered it already.

@heavenbound

What are some things that are okay to occasionally do but definitely not okay to do every day?

Talk over someone.

@heavenbound

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Answered

[CrazyCaliope]

Hey @QuestionsThread people, remember to ask questions if you haven’t had a question thread and really want one!

[CrazyCaliope]

Hey @Kristi, how are you?

• Do you know what SGing is?
• Have you ever been in an SG?
• Do you want to be in an SG?
• Have you ever written an SG?
• Do you want to write an SG?

[Caticorn]

If you could be transported into any book setting, which book would you choose?

[Kristi]

@CrazyCaliope

Do you know what SGing is?

Yes

@CrazyCaliope

Have you ever been in an SG?

https://forum.shanniiwrites.com/t/the-bachelor-ette-sg-sign-ups-discussion/18675/308

@CrazyCaliope

• Do you want to be in an SG?

Sure

@CrazyCaliope

• Have you ever written an SG?
• Do you want to write an SG?

No and idk

@Caticorn

If you could be transported into any book setting, which book would you choose?

Pjo or Kane Chronicles

[courtana]

OMG HI

HAVE U MISSED ME?
WHY NO DM?
HOW ARE YOU?
HUNGRY?
WHATS UR GO TO WHATEVER?

[Kristi]

@courtana

HAVE U MISSED ME

I know you?

@courtana

WHY NO DM?

K

@courtana

HOW ARE YOU?

OK

@courtana

HUNGRY?

Yrgnuh

@courtana

WHATS UR GO TO WHATEVER?

Idk

[courtana]

@Kristi

I know you?

OMG WHY SO MEAN??

@Kristi

Yrgnuh

YES GREAT ANSWER

[Kristi]

@courtana

OMG WHY SO MEAN??

Because.

[courtana]

Because whyyy

[Kristi]

BECAUSE happy

[courtana]

being mean makes u happy?

[Kristi]

NO!!!

I excited about no school so me accidentally forgot you, me no meanie

[courtana]

omg how could I be forgotten??? JUST BC OF SCHOOL???
spring break yes?