look babe I never said you were the least attractive, I said hypothetically speaking … imagine if I said that. Never said you were the least or anything. Kinda funny how you said Pheobe needs to go back to pre-school because from the looks of it… you do too.
I would give you a nasty look but you already have one, anyways let’s continue this interview:
Person in Cerulean High you hate the most? and why?
Do you really think you’re all that?
Which girls in the school would you like to sleep with that you haven’t already slept with?
how attractive would you rate yourself on a scale from 1- 10
Why did you and the other boys make that list??? Wtf is wrong with y’all?
Do you really believe the girls on the list would like to sleep with you? Lol
Do you think you would win in a fight against each other?
What’s your body count?
How many newbees have you slept with?
How many fight have you gotten in?
if both of your brothers and you had a fight, who would be the first to go down.
“Well why don’t you just stop speaking? That would just be music to my ears,”
“Thanks for calling me hot, even though we both knew that from te start”
“Honestly wouldn’t mind it. Having nap time every day sounds like a blast. But we all know Phoebe was never meant to be in our year, my question is who did she sleep with to get moved up. Maybe I should call Fin down and ask if his father has been having any recent affairs with students.”
“Aww, maybe if I gave a sh!t about what you thought, that would hurt..”
“Elio and do you really need an explanation about why that man is an ass?”
“… and more”
“Anyone I want to sleep with, I have. And If I haven’t, don’t worry your little head about it.”
“Sorry - what list? I have no idea what you’re talking about”
" What happened to being opposed to rankings like the ‘supposed’ one in the locker room? Sound’s a little hypocritical but if I must rank myself, let’s be honest, I’m at the top."
“If there was a list, I’m pretty sure I would have slept with most of the ones I wanted to sleep with. The other girls, well, are not exactly my taste. I have standards too.”
“Irrelevant because we would never fight”
“Wouldn’t you like to know.”
“What is this obsession with you and my sex life? I mean, if you’re so interested in messing around, you could just ask to join in,”
“That’s like asking how many times I’ve gotten detention. I’ve lost count,”
“Diego wouldn’t even fight, so it would probably be him because he’d walk away or be the mediator.,”
meh you say that now but secretly you’re crying and blah blah because- Nah better not to say it.
I mean you know what they say if you keep telling yourself that maybe one day it might be true. Oh wait you don’t believe in all that
shrug
Doubt that but ok.
You know exactly what i’m talking about.
Well it’s wrong when it’s the girls because their beautiful and brilliant but it’s you we are talking about and it’s ok to do that when it’s you. Hope I cleared it up for you
meh
Ok then hypothetically speaking if that happened?
Is that a 2? K
Yeah I will rather not die of laughter after seeing your d*ck
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