so i read both scythe and thunderhead a few months ago and i decided to reread scythe because i accidentally stole it from my school library and quarantine yey
but the more i read the more i remember just how wild it was
also warning: possible spoilers for scythe and thunderhead, idek ifg half of these things happen lol
- some fat guy jumps into a pool because another guy is holding his illegitimate daughter hostage
- everyones a criminal
- the cloud screams (trust me thats a bad thing)
- some person replaced the water in a buildings sprinkler system with acid so that everyone inside would die
- an island starts sinking so everyone on it commits mass suicide
- oh god o frick im just at the start of how wild it gets
- rowan kills citra so he doesn’t become a scythe
- they get locked in an airtight container together and die
- decorative sharks eat everybody alive
- jesus comes back to earth
- jk but honestly that wouldnt be the weirdest thing in the book series
- rowan is basically like green arrow now but his name is lucifer so dc fans are just ree’ing rn
- oh yeah the bad guy kidnaps rowans friend, cuts off his head, and sows his own head onto rowans friends body for… reasons
- citra almost gets exploded
- i think there was a scythe named scythe beyonce. someone please tell me if im right or not this is really bugging me
