What’s your funniest food related story? 
My dad microwaved raw cookie dough and ate it because he thought that it was a pancake for some reason 
he said that it tasted like it was a delicious pancake but sadly there won’t be any cookies this week for me now… 
My Mum once put sugar on my chips (fries) instead of salt
I once had to bake a cake, it became a Frisbee
Once I nearly put milk in my cupboard and cereal in my fridge.
Once, I wanted my tea to have more sugar and I ended up pouring like half of the sugar container in my tea and I couldn’t drink it, even my siblings tried drinking it but they couldn’t so they poured it away.
I’ve also tried to microwave a chocolate bar so it could melt and one second later, the smoke alarm went off, my microwave was nearly in flames and the chocolate inside my bowl burnt. 
Once my dad managed to burn a Takaway ready meal
Like e not even lightly. We couldve used it as coal for the fire.
Here’s one I remember…
About ten years ago, it started raining heavily while my mom and I were at the grocery store. When we got out of the car at home, my mom got wet trying to move a tree branch out of the way, and she was in a bad mood. So I told her I was going to make her a cup of tea. I put a cup in the microwave and set it for (I think?) one minute and a half. After about thirty seconds, we heard this loud CRACK. The cup broke in the microwave because there was nothing in it!
I had forgotten to put water in the cup, and was just microwaving an empty teacup.
My dad and brother were playing catch in the house and my mom was making lunch, and one time the ball landed inside the cooking pot It also nearly landed inside my pasta a few minutes later but my brother stopped it 
In fourth grade at lunch, my class used to do this thing called the Bag of Fun, where we took a little bit of everyone’s lunch and dropped it in a bag it was gross but funny, and thankfully no one ever tried it 
I used to buy a whole loaf of bread and packet of cold meat for my lunch at school.
Having only £2 to spend, it was the most efficient way to get some good eats
Bread and meat?
Would you make a sandwich or have them seperate?
Because if I did that I’d just buy raw meat and feast on it while crouching over a campfire.
Sammich 
I was once making a birthday cake for a friend. I wanted to make it a unicorn cake. Anyway, when I was done I tried to move it on the tray, and when I bit of the cake’s bottom part kinda fell off, so I had to figure out something, how to fix it. I couldn’t straighten the base, so I just took the red food color and “drawn” scars, and called it “unicorn hit by a car”.
Here’s a pic.
Ok I don’t know how it looked before this, but this one looks sooooo good omg
Once, I microwaved my tea in a metal mug and a few seconds later I heard a BOOM so I checked the microwave and the mug had melted and the tea was everywhere.
I added salt in my drink, left the room, came back and surprised myself.
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