Gaston: smirks and tries to put heels on his massive feet… he FINALLY manages to do so how? don’t ask me I know nothing about physics “Fine.” Gaston stands up and walks a few steps… he’s actually not that bad… and yeah, he fell down “Auch. I swear, I’d be able to master it after a while.”
Son: laughs in confussion
LeFou: “Let me help you love.”
Aphro: “HAH! Told you!” high-fives Son
I SCREAMED OMG
Gaston: I don’t need yours or anyone else’s help. slightly wobbles while trying to stand up and not fall on LeFou, as Gaston really didn’t like the way he was looking at him at that moment hmm, wOnDeR whY
Gaston: I’ll learn how to walk in these, make no mistake about that!
Aphro: “Yeah, yeah,” rolls eyes
Aphro: glances at LeFou “Can you get me some water? Thanks.”
LeFou: “I’m not your maid or some-”
Gaston: “LeFou!”
LeFou: “Fine, fine, I’m going” leaves
Gaston: “I still think I was pretty great as it was my first time doing that after all.”
Aphro: to LeFou “Yeah, well, now you are.”
Aphro: to Gaston “Of course, my Ton-Ton is the greatest.” caresses face
Son: disgusted
Aphro hating LeFou is canon now is she jealous? tututurutu ominous music
Gaston: puffs his chest out “Of course, I am.”kisses her hand
Son: even more disgusted
LeFou: comes back with the water and is also disgusted jealous
LeFou is LeMood and I absolutely love it
Gaston: passionately kisses her back “We shouldn’t really be doing it right here” he whispers into her ear and bites it
Son: closes eyes trying to get this traumatic event out of his mind
LeFou: cries “I-I brought water… yeah, um”
Secretly
Aphro: whispers “Mhm…” gives a quick kiss and moves away
Aphro: to LeFou “It’s not needed anymore. You can drink it.”
APHRO IS SO MEAN TO LEFOU MY POOR BEAN
Also, I lowkey want to see the wedding and LeFou’s best man speech 
LeFou: approaches Gaston and hands him the glass “Please, drink it” sarcastically “I filled it with my own tears*
Gaston:
Gaston: what?
LeFou: shakes his head “You wouldn’t understand” goes to the cupboard and takes the wine, he adds a bit to the water and drinks it rapidly
Gaston:
Gaston: Anyway… we should do something great today, family. I still suggest hunting!
OMG-
We should write that! 
WITH ARES INTERRUPTING THE WEDDING COS DRUH-MAAAA
Aphro: “Don’t be so dramatic, LeFou. It’s his job.” glances at Ton-Ton
Aphro: “No, we are NOT going hunting, AGAIN!”
Aphro: “How about going to a sauna spa and get mani-pedis! Your nails are absolutely disgusting, Ton-Ton.”
Gaston: gasps “I have beautiful nails, how can you even say that?!”
Gaston: “And I don’t want to go there… it’s too… girly” shivers and takes the heels off “And for God’s sake… STOP CALLING ME TON-TON. It’s foolish!”
When we finish this story we should totally do that.
And also, as can do a little Mill cameo during the wedding 
Aphro: “Have you gone blind? Just look at those- No, I can’t even LOOK at them!”
Gaston’s Nails: (very cursed image disclaimer)
Aphro: “You can stop pretending now. I know you secretly like that name~” inches closer
YESSSS
Gaston: looks “Hmm… I’m not going to say that you’re right because you’re insulting me, but my nails should be as perfect as the rest of me, so I shall do something about it”
Gaston: stays still not looking at Aphro “Why would I even like it? It’s childish”
Aphro: “That settles it! We’re going to a spa. Son, could you grab my car key?”
Son: “YES! Anything to get out of here-” cringes and runs away
Aphro: whispers in an xxx way “But it sounds sexy~”
Gaston: smirks “I think it would have sounded sexier in other circumstances~”
LeFou: “um… wait! I will help you grab those keys” quickly runs away, crying
omg- im so dirty-minded i cant- 
Aphro: sees LeFou crying “Was he crying?” scrunches eyebrows
Aphro: “Anyway, let’s not get side-tracked…” places a hand on his chest