Hello. First of all… I’M SORRY IT’S SO CRACK-HEADY.
Second of all, thank you that you want to read it! It’s great 
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@elixr and I created a mini RP with characters from Las Levendas.
This is their conversation so far.
Gaston: “Son, you are great. Not as great as me, but great nonetheless.”
Aphro: slaps arm “Stop it!”
Gaston: “What? That was a compliment! No one‘s parenting as great like Gaston’s!”
Aphro: rolls eyes
Gaston: “Son, you have to do this.”
Son: “Please, dad stop.”
Gaston: “No! You HAVE TO eat all those eggs, or you won’t be as large as your father.”
Aphro: grabs eggs and throws it in the trash
Aphro: “No one’s eating any eggs.”
Gaston: gasping in fright “Why- why- would you” hardly breathing
Aphro: “Don’t force him Ton-Ton.”
Aphro: folds hands
Son: laughs “AHAHHAHHAHHAH TON TONNNNN”
Gaston: “DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME, WOMAN.” almost having a heart attack
Gaston: “He needs to learn that sometimes you have to push yourself further if you want to see any grand results.”
Aphro: rolls eyes
Aphro: So dramatic…
Aphro: whispers “why did i marry this idiot?”
LeFou popping his head in the window and being like-
LeFou: appalled “Because… NO ONEEEEE‘S QUICK AS GASTON NO ONE’S SLICK AS GASTON!”
Aphro: facepalming “Oh my Tartarus-”
Son: enjoying drama
Gaston: shaking his head “You will never be as large as a barge. And LeFou is right. I’m the greatest husband you could ever have.”
LeFou: still singing “NO ONE’S NECK’S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS… TON-TON!”
Gaston: death stare
Aphro: “Sure…” rolls eyes
Aphro: whispers “And I left Ares for you-”
Son: still not eating eggs
Gaston: “AND I LEFT BELLE. AND EAT THOSE EGGS FOR GOD’S SAKE!”
Aphro: “Oh, shut up! She’s nothing compared to me!”
Son: “…”
Son: “Mom threw those eggs…”
Gaston: “And OBVIOUSLY I’m better than Ares as well.”
Gaston: “Eh, poor eggs” manly cries
Aphro: “Whatever…”
Son: “oMg DaD mEn DoN’t CrY”
Aphro: giggles
LeFou: grinning
Gaston: dramatically walks out and slams the door in a theatrical manner
Aphro: “Oh my-”
door slams
Aphro: “Come back here!”
Aphro: runs after him
Gaston: screams from afar “NO, I’m disgraced!”
Aphro: “STOP BEING SUCH A BABY AND GET YOUR XSS BACK HERE!”
Gaston: “I HAVE MY… erm… what was it called?”
LeFou: “…dignity?”
Gaston: “DIGNITY! I HAVE MY DIGNITY!”
Aphro: “Will you please shut up, LeFou?!”
Son: “…”
Son: “Mom, I’m hungry…”
Gaston: “You should have eaten those eggs then! Stop acting like a child, son. You’re a man.” angrily stomps in his boots
Aphro: “YOU’RE the one acting like a child!”
Aphro: “Go get the poor kid some ‘real’ food.”
Gaston: takes his musket “FINE! I’LL GO HUNTING THEN. SO HE CAN GET SOME ‘REAL’ FOOD.”
Aphro: facepalms “I didn’t mean that-”
Aphro: takes musket away
Gaston: “Hey! Don’t you DARE take my musket. You wanted real food. I’ll give you real food then, for God’s sake.” runs after her to get back his musket
Aphro: turns around and points musket at him
Aphro: “Not another word or I’ll shoot you.” with a straight face
Son: eats popcorn
Gaston: “You’re a woman. You don’t know how to use those things. Now, give it back to me”
LeFou: joins son and eats popcorn as well
Aphro: rolls eyes and groans
Aphro: “Even Zeus was not this sexist-”
Gaston: throws himself on Aphro and pins her to the ground while trying to take the musket
Son & LeFou: eat more intensively
Aphro: falls
Aphro: throws musket away and lightly punches him
Aphro: “GET OFF OF ME!”
Gaston: gasps “AH!” he touches his punched cheek and looks around, spotting his precious musket “My musket! NO! runs to it and hugs it She didn’t mean to hurt you, and yes she should be SORRY”
Aphro: “What the-”
Aphro: “YOU should be the one apologising to ME!”
Gaston: “I have nothing to apologize for, pffft. I’m going out.” heads to the door with his musket
Aphro: is paranoid “Where?!”
Aphro: “And keep your musket back!”
Gaston: “NO! You won’t order me around.” goes out, yes… he still has his musket
Aphro: “Oh, I will!”
Aphro: runs after him in heels
Gaston: looks around “You’ll break your legs in those boots” runs faster
Son & LeFou: quickly follows with their popcorns
Aphro: “Heh, of course not-”
Aphro: trips and falls
Aphro: “Well, fxck!”
Gaston: gets back to Aphro “See, I was right. Now, let me be the hero that I am and help you” he extends his hand
Aphro: folds arms “Carry me,”
Gaston: he roughly lifts her up and holds her - bridal style. It was so easy for him as if she weight nothing “What? Did you think I wouldn’t be able to do that?”
Aphro: “That wasn’t so hard, was it?”
Aphro: “Now take me back.”
Gaston: nods and starts running… which definitely is not that safe but whatever. They quickly get into the house, and Gaston abruptly throws Aphro on a couch/bed while laughing
Aphro: “They’re watching~” glances at LeFou and Son
Gaston: “Hmm, you mean…? Oh! You thought… Ha, well, I was just teasing you anyway.” he smirks
Aphro: blushes
Son: “Ew, mom-”
Aphro: “Ahem- okay then” gets up and dusts her dress
Gaston: pats him on the shoulder “Don’t say that Son. You are Gaston’s son and you will have the same effect on women. You just need to grow up to understand that.”
LeFou: … whispers “is your name son?”
Son: cringes “Uhm… yeah, no thanks, dad-”
Aphro: “You don’t have any effect on me, Ton-Ton~”
LeFou: giggles and then says sarcastically Yeah, right
Gaston: gives her the youain’tgonnalefoolmewiththat look and sits down
Son: “Why am I here-”
Son: “helpppp”
Aphro: “Maybe I have an effect on you. I’m the Goddess of Love, after all, no one can resist me,”
Son: “oMg mE iS dEmIgOd?!”
Gaston: “Oh, of course, you do. But… you know that every other girl would love to be in your shoes, right, LeFou?”
LeFou: sweats and nods I had to oops
true gafou shipper here but I’ll support whoever Gaston chooses
