Socks Suck: Ten Reasons Why

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What are Socks?

  • Socks are a type of garment worn for the feet. They absorb moisture and are used before wearing boots or shoes—that’s good, but is it really enough?

No, it’s not, and here are ten invalid reason why socks suck.

  1. Socks can’t be worn to sleep.
  2. You need to take it off just to sleep.
  3. It’s hot.
  4. It’s useless because you can’t even show it off when you’re wearing it under boots.
  5. It gets dirty easily.
  6. It smells.
  7. You can’t wash it with a washing machine.
  8. It just disappears to nowhere especially when you really need it.
  9. It needs to be taken off just so you can scratch that itchy toe.
  10. It can’t protect your precious little feet from the grass outside.

There’re more reasons, but since I told you I’m only gonna give you ten of them, we’re gonna stick with that for now. With just those ten reasons, I’m sure I’ve convinced you now that socks suck! What are your thoughts?

Also, a special tag coming right up: @Eliza!

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Another reason: Seams. My autistic butt hates them. I have to turn them inside out a lot.

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I agree completely :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I’m so happy you guys agree with me, oh my fish! And with that, my job here is done!

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I know you didn’t want another reason, but I had to say something

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And when they bunch up in your shoe. I still wear them though, because I’d feel weird if I didn’t.

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What do you mean socks can’t be worn to sleep? :open_mouth:

Winter???

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lol, i literally wear them to sleep every night

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We have no winter in our country :laughing: It’s also always literal fire here so sleeping with them will “overheat” me.

I mean, I’ve never tried so xD

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Moved to general chat and added tags :eyes::sparkles::green_heart:

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ok-
what? :gun::star_struck:

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Hi I don’t consent to being shot, but I wear them too :star_struck: not in summer tho

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ahahahaahahaaa :gun::grinning:

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You wouldn’t understand the pain of 0°C winters :pensive: that’s like summer for you

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that’s a decent temperature :star_struck:

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Decent? :grinning:

DECENT???

I SLEEP WITH SOCKS THAT ISN’T DECENT

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:skull:

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fine then-
it’s neutral :star_struck:

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It’s freezing temperature

Literally

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there’s no need to wear socks :star_struck:

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