Sorry guys, I pulled a bhav 
I stole this idea from @Oofalumpa, but changed it so she wouldnât get mad
https://forum.shanniiwrites.com/t/simplify-the-sentence-above-the-best-you-can/13012
Itâs the same thing, but make the sentence more complex!
Ex:
Rice
Brown rice
Like brown rice
Me like brown rice
We love brown rice
We love brown rice so much
We love brown rice so much that we had it for dinner
We love brown rice so much that we had it for all the meals of the day
Iâll start: Potato
Vegetable that grows from the ground
Vegetable that grows from the ground and sprouts roots in order to grow more of its plant type.
Vegetable that grows from the ground and sprouts root in order to grow more of its plant type wants to go into scalding hot oil for a tasty snack for hoomans
Vegetable that grows from the ground and sprouts roots in order to grow more of its plant type wants to go into scalding hot oil for a tasty snack for hoomans as it is apparently a non-monetizable word as well as a cruel being as it doesnât want to be diced before fried as any sane potato should
A vegetable that grows from the ground and sprouts roots in order to grow more of its plant type and be washed off its dirt souvenir and wants to go into deep scalding oil for a tasty and crispy snack for bootiful hoomans as it is apparently a non-monetizable word as well as a cruel being as it doesnât want to be diced before fried as any sane potato should even though Joe disagrees so because potatoes and carrots are vegetables
A vegetable that grows from the ground and sprouts roots in order to grow more of its plant type and be washed off its dirt souvenir and wants to go into deep scalding oil for a tasty and crispy snack for bootiful hoomans as it is apparently a non-monetizable word as well as a cruel being as it doesnât want to be diced before fried as any sane potato should even though Joe disagrees so because potatoes and carrots are vegetables but it is arguable that there are some foods that may even go into the molten pit of oil known as a deep fryer and come out tasting better than others, for example, fried ziti, mozzarella, and water all taste much better deep fried than their vegetable counterparts
A vegetable that grows from the ground and sprouts roots in order to grow more of its plant type and be washed off its dirt souvenir and wants to go into deep scalding oil for a tasty and crispy snack for bootiful hoomans as it is apparently a non-monetizable word as well as a cruel being as it doesnât want to be diced before fried as any sane potato should even though Joe disagrees so because potatoes and carrots are vegetables but it is arguable that there are some foods that may even go into the molten pit of oil known as a deep fryer and come out tasting better than others, for example, fried ziti, mozzarella, and water all taste much better deep fried than their vegetable counterparts, even though they donât want to grow legs like potatoes and live like humans. They would much rather be loyal to the people that eat them
I give up!
Next word: Cat
A cat casually purrs at a hooman
(yes I purposefully misspelled hooman)
A tired cat casually purrs at a hooman as it curls up on their lap.
A small, tired, Siamese cat casually purrs at a hooman as it curls up on their lap, laying its head down, ready to fall asleep.
A small, tired, Siamese kitten casually purrs at a hooman as it curls up on their lap, laying its head down, read to fall asleep, as its mother is watching over it.
A small, tired, Siamese kitten casually purrs at a hooman as it curls up on their lap, laying its head down, ready to fall asleep, as its mother is watching over it. The mother is suspicious of the hooman and carries the kitten away, Safely hiding her under a nearby stool. Once the kitten is out of the hoomanâs sight the mother retreats to find the kitten food.
A cute, small, tired, Siamese kitten casually purrs at a boring hooman as it curls up on their lap, laying its head down, ready to fall asleep and blocking the hooman from standing up, as its mother is watching over it. The mother is suspicious of the hooman because he sometimes feeds her a few seconds too late and quickly carries the kitten away, Safely hiding her under a nearby stool. Once the kitten is out of the hoomanâs sight the mother retreats to find the kitten food and spends half an hour searching for something because the kitten is a very picky eater and will only accept the best looking and best tasting food. 
I give up 
Dress
A beautiful garment
The red silky beautiful garment on the freckled woman.
The silk garment colored a shade of carmine red was a scarf given from her late mother just days before her last breath. The chiffon scarf was tied in the fashion of a french knot, which her sister taught the freckled woman. Oddly enough, the woman wearing the silk garment was the only one in her family with freckles.
ok, I give up
next word: grass