The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Quotes from our three secret sections (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

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Quote 1 - fraud

@fraud

She’s sworing me

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Quote 2 - ThePoeticRaven

@ThePoeticRaven

Quarantine songs be like -

Twenty One Pilots: Everything is alright, everything is okay.

Bring Me The Horizon: The end has arrived. This is a war.

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Quote 3 - ThePoeticRaven

@ThePoeticRaven

Food is kind of better than sex?

Anyways, I ate an entire pizza and stuffed cheesy bread by myself. Both were larges.

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Quote 4 - Eleanor_W-15

@anon68003072

Yeah forget sex let’s all just go get some sandwiches

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Quote 5 - Oofalumpa

@Oofalumpa

If Walmart had no walls, would it still be considered Walmart?

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Quote 6 - passionfruit/CrazyCaliope

@passionfruit

Daily question #59:

You’re an alien trying to blend in as a normal human. What do you do?

@CrazyCaliope

Who told you about me?

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Quote 7 - passionfruit/idiot.exe

@passionfruit

You’re an alien trying to blend in as a normal human. What do you do?

@idiot.exe

Wait, you’re supposed to blend in?-

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Quote 8 - Eleanor_W-15

@anon68003072

I’m at the point where I’d rather grab some fire ants and rub them in my eyes than learn more about drama or get into drama

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Quote 9 - Mouschi

@Mouschi

Hide myself from my mum before she cooks me!

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Quote 10 - Eleanor_W-15/CerealKiller

@anon68003072

Hi bored

@CerealKiller

You forgot to say I’m dad
It’s hey bored I’m dad

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Quote 11 - CerealKiller/CrazyCaliope

@CerealKiller

I’ll fight you

@CrazyCaliope

But… but… but I forgot my nunchucks

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Quote 12 - CerealKiller

@CerealKiller

Pops through the door with a huge speaker
Did anyone say partayyy cult

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Quote 13 - Mouschi/SkyWalker

@Mouschi

Hide myself from my mum before she cooks me!

@SkyWalker

cooks Moustalker before her mom does

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Quote 14 - CerealKiller/Eleanor_W-15

@anon68003072

@CerealKiller

My humor is anything but politically correct,

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Quote 15 - Eccentric

@Eccentric

If you’ve had watermelon seeds, you’re going to become like pinkalicious or whatever the kids are watching these days and have an obsession with pink. Avoid this drink AT ALL COSTS. It will cause you to go pink crazy and hate vegetables. In the worst case scenario, spray paint some vegetables pink and eat them, this’ll all go away. If you start looking like a piece of bubble gum there is obviously something wrong. EAT VEGETABLES. Have pink vegetables prepared because the pinkapocalypse is coming, and soon we will all be pink.

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Quote 16 - passionfruit

@passionfruit

i know, they were counting on us

also how to poop needs to help finish the series on food for completion’s sake

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Quote 17 - Eleanor_W-15

@anon68003072

I’m on it like a car bonnet lad

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Quote 18 - Eleanor_W-15/CerealKiller

@CerealKiller

@anon68003072

Who is in my basement?

Well if you hear muffled screaming it’s because I kidnapped @CrazyCaliope and had nowhere to put her so I put her in your basement

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Quote 19 - K-popcorn/E_bee/idiot.exe

@rozie

guys if you wanna scorch toddlers you can sign up here

@E_bee

300 children

@idiot.exe

I microwaved them

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Quote 20 - chococarmela/TheDancingFryer

@liyahsdiamond

What the hell is happening on this thread?

@TheDancingFryer

susan and grape juice

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• Quote 1 - “Sworing”
• Quote 2 - “Quarantine songs”
• Quote 3 - “An entire pizza”
• Quote 4 - “Forget Sex”
• Quote 5 - “Walmart”
• Quote 6 - “You’re an alien”
• Quote 7 - “Blending in”
• Quote 8 - “Fire ants”
• Quote 9 - “She cooks me”
• Quote 10 - “Hi bored”
• Quote 11 - “Fight you”
• Quote 12 - “Party cult”
• Quote 13 - “Cooks Mouschi”
• Quote 14 - “Gay Hitler”
• Quote 15 - “Eat vegetables”
• Quote 16 - “How to poop”
• Quote 17 - “Car bonnet lad”
• Quote 18 - “In my basement?”
• Quote 19 - “Scorch Toddlers”
• Quote 20 - “What happened?”

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