The quote winners of this week…
For our three secret sections are…
First place:
AND
Yeah forget sex let’s all just go get some sandwiches
Second place:
Hi bored
You forgot to say I’m dad
It’s hey bored I’m dad
AND
guys if you wanna scorch toddlers you can sign up here
300 children
I microwaved them
CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!