The quote winners of this week…
For our three secret sections are…
First place:
AND

Yeah forget sex let’s all just go get some sandwiches
Second place:
Hi bored
You forgot to say I’m dad
It’s hey bored I’m dad
AND

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300 children

I microwaved them
CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!