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[TheDancingFryer]

BAHAHAHA i have so many good ones I thrive in the Forum Games section

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@TheDancingFryer

i’m waating forrrr @E_bee to brake up wit shrekkk :((((

@Eccentric

nEBver

@himynameisaria

As one of the weddings planners I will not tolerate that @E_bee come get your man

@TheDancingFryer

jocking ovibously

@himynameisaria

Wi dont jocke with Shrekxy Shrek

@TheDancingFryer

jock abooot oloomap loagpas becuz they joek @Oofalumpa

@Eccentric

im soad rn nlistening to sad song

@TheDancingFryer

me got ratitoulitee rolled

@E_bee

@TheDancingFryer

i’m waating forrrr @E_bee to brake up wit shrekkk :((((

r u mad, waman

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@passionfruit

My pet rock drowned

@Nil

Perform CPR, quick!

The chips have gotten soggy.

@passionfruit

Toss them into an ocean!

@idiot.exe hasn’t already found this thread

@idiot.exe

I’ll let her know

My ice cream is cold

@passionfruit

Make sure to let it sit outside in Antarctica!

My penguins are tired

@idiot.exe

Have you tried turning them off and on again?

The sun is too bright

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@Ouijaloveletters

Yodeling. What’s the square root of the sun?

@anon80318563

Circles.

What toothbrush do you use to brush your hair?

@TheDancingFryer

My brother’s dead possum.

What’s your favorite way to sneeze on ketchup?

@idiot.exe

Yes.

What’s your shirt size in shoe size?

@Duckling

Turtle

What’s your eye colour if tomorrow is Wednesday?

(sorry spoon passie eccentrock bee oofa and others for tagz)