this is my speciality
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Woahhh IM ON FUNNY THREAD IM FUNNY YAY
Am I a vegetable?
No
Are you sure?
Certain
Am I the only one who feels hungry after scrolling through this thread?
No.
You’re not alone! (wink)
I accidentally ate meatloaf without realizing it has onions…@cerealkiller is planning my funeral. And before I die, I ask you…what food screws with you?
anything gluten lol
Oof. I don’t think I’ve been more scared to fart in my life.
i would serve rejected recipes from other restaurants and call it chopped hahahaha
Food.
just… look at the title and then this comment again.
HA. Still makes sense. (Laughing)
Those green pebble thing? I cried cuz i had to eat it 2 years ago
A pebble is a rock. What did you eat lol? IT SOUNDS SPICY THOUGH.
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Disgusting, chewy, green pebble things. I searched up green pebble things and all I saw was real pebbles. It didn’t help if I added food to the search…
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Eggplant bye
Cheese is a bad word. Come up with some more. And while you’re at it, rethink the word “sausage” too. You English-speakers are just too lazy. Something looks smelly to you? Cheese.
This is cheese oppression
Other unicorns
Wasabi peas
“Hi, do you know where the nearest Chick Fil A is”
Silly Americans
ICE CREAM AND FRIES
BUT THAT’S A GREAT COMBO
no-
it’s like eating mom’s foundation cream with a cherry chapstick
just no-
So when i was around 6 years old, on Easter we usually went to this museum where once lived a writer who wrote a story called Bunny Sauna, lol that sounds so weird translated but whatever… so theres a huge area around that house/museum where there are a lot of activities for the kids. The place if flooding on Easter, theres a barn there too, and we had a scavenger hunt there, we had to find eggs, whoever had the most was going to win a special treat! So I obviously used my insane speed and my eagle eyesight to locate the eggs. No surprise i won that. I was beyond exited for my prize, obviously thinking it was going to be chocolate or something like that, but then this 50yro woman dressed up as a bunny comes at me with a basket filled with carrots, and calls them “The Bunny’s Treat”… i was beyond devastated and i have never been more disappointed in my life. Its been more than a decade and i still cant get over it.
That’s just sad tho
Ew I hate those
This is photoshop ShErRy
This is not how gravity works
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?? Where’s your proof???
Gravity bro
How do you know? WHERE IS THE PROOF??
Where is yours
Video it
Here:
Pictures can be faked
Your statement is photoshop
The only problem is that it’s just quotes from the past three months. (Wise eyes)
Eek! This is really long for one insta post. Remember we don’t get much room for quotes without making it too small. (Worried)
Oops-
I can try shortening-