The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[heavenbound]

Sameeeee

[CrazyCaliope]

Forum Quotes of the Week (for Instagram)

This week, I’ve chosen to have quotes gathered from our Health and Beauty section!

They also must have been posted after August 1st! So please share and quote your favourite posts from these sections. Let’s start quoting the best posts! (wink)

See the guide to this above!

@Discussions, @BeautyEssentials, & @Health

[Nil]

OMGOGMG @SnowyStar we are fame wowoow

[SnowyStar]

We’re famous now ok we’re untouchable

[CrazyCaliope]

@CrazyCaliope

This week, I’ve chosen to have quotes gathered from our Health and Beauty section!

Please help with quotes, guys!

@Discussions, @BeautyEssentials, @Health, & @ForumStaff! NEED HELP, PLEASE?!

[CrazyCaliope]

Alright, I went searching…

@AS007

Girls with light tan or pale skin are more attractive. Wow.

@Kristi

It’s the racism

---

@idiot.exe

I guess I like the fact that I’m tall

@passionfruit

unfair

---

@E_bee

clone

@idiot.exe

Are you the same height because then you’re really my clone

@E_bee

It’s scary how similar we are-

@idiot.exe

Did someone leave their cloning machine-

---

@SpookySherry

i really wish i had pretty eyes that’s mainly why i only do eye makeup because i look so different with pretty eyes. i wish they were bigger

@passionfruit

your
eyes
are
pretty

fight me

---

@anon68003072

The most ridiculous one I heard is probably that the government are putting things in the tap water in order to control our brains.

---

@TheDancingFryer

5G causes cOrOnA

---

[CerealKiller]

@ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

Alien bats are my favourite snack

I retract this. This is misinformation. @Eleanor_W-15 is my favourite snack. She’s also the person who helped me to spread COVID. COVID is actually the name of our child. He was in the League of Assassins and likes to punch people in the lungs.

[CerealKiller]

@ShanniiWrites

COVID is fake. I just farted too hard.

@ShanniiWrites

My bum bum secretes toxic gas that kills people’s lungs. If you realised, COVID spreads the way the wind blows. And when I eat spicy food, I secrete that toxic gas.

And I’m Indian, so every meal is spicy food. Soz.

@ShanniiWrites

Literally I put chilli in my jacket potatoes with tuna. Sometimes I like to just slather it on my eyeballs. That makes me fart bigger, Soz

@ShanniiWrites

I population control with my Southern Star

@ShanniiWrites

Oh my burps are pretty lethal too. Plus I always seem to have a wedgie when someone’s has COVID, so I’m pretty sure I caused it with my bum bum gravity

All of the above

[ShanniiWrites]

I-- I genuinely don’t remember why I said this. Like, I remember typing it, but wtf was my state of mind?

[CerealKiller]

State of mind: iconic

[idiot.exe]

@AS007

Welp, there was one where a person had trouble holding the plate of food in their hand while watching television.

So they decided to run to bathroom, take the toilet commode, hang it round their neck and use to place their food plate on the commode and easily eat their food, like this –

Yup. Reading this now sounds disgusTANG

After watching that, I never watched 5 minute crafts anymore.

Yes

[Ouijaloveletters]

Beautiful.

[elixr]

um…
shannii are you okay?

[elixr]

aRe YoU oN cRaCc??

[AS007]

One of my most disgustang comments

[idiot.exe]

It was a moving story

[IzzieSilver]

@courtana

I go into every store I like at the mall then I’ll look in the store at clothes that are cute look at the price and say “ew no.” Then by the time I’m done I’ve said “ew no” to all clothes bc of their price. THEN I go back into every store again look at the same cute clothes and buy all of the ones I wanted. Then I leave the mall broke asf

@courtana

Online I just scroll and scroll and scroll and save and save and save

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Quotes from the Health & Beauty section (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

---

Quote 1 - AS007/sarcastic_badass

@AS007

Girls with light tan or pale skin are more attractive. Wow.

@Kristi

It’s the racism

---

Quote 2 - idiot.exe/passionfruit

@idiot.exe

I guess I like the fact that I’m tall

@passionfruit

unfair

---

Quote 3 - E_bee/idiot.exe

@E_bee

clone

@idiot.exe

Are you the same height because then you’re really my clone

@E_bee

It’s scary how similar we are-

@idiot.exe

Did someone leave their cloning machine-

---

Quote 4 - SpookySherry/passionfruit

@SpookySherry

i really wish i had pretty eyes that’s mainly why i only do eye makeup because i look so different with pretty eyes. i wish they were bigger

@passionfruit

your
eyes
are
pretty

fight me

---

Quote 5 - Eleanor_W-15

@anon68003072

The most ridiculous one I heard is probably that the government are putting things in the tap water in order to control our brains.

---

Quote 6 - TheDancingFryer

@TheDancingFryer

5G causes cOrOnA

---

Quote 7 - ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

Alien bats are my favourite snack

I retract this. This is misinformation. @anon68003072 is my favourite snack. She’s also the person who helped me to spread COVID. COVID is actually the name of our child. He was in the League of Assassins and likes to punch people in the lungs.

---

Quote 8 - ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

COVID is fake. I just farted too hard.

@ShanniiWrites

My bum bum secretes toxic gas that kills people’s lungs. If you realised, COVID spreads the way the wind blows. And when I eat spicy food, I secrete that toxic gas.

And I’m Indian, so every meal is spicy food. Soz.

@ShanniiWrites

Literally I put chilli in my jacket potatoes with tuna. Sometimes I like to just slather it on my eyeballs. That makes me fart bigger, Soz

@ShanniiWrites

I population control with my Southern Star

@ShanniiWrites

Oh my burps are pretty lethal too. Plus I always seem to have a wedgie when someone’s has COVID, so I’m pretty sure I caused it with my bum bum gravity

---

Quote 9 - AS007

@AS007

Welp, there was one where a person had trouble holding the plate of food in their hand while watching television.

So they decided to run to bathroom, take the toilet commode, hang it round their neck and use to place their food plate on the commode and easily eat their food, like this –

Yup. Reading this now sounds disgusTANG

After watching that, I never watched 5 minute crafts anymore.

---

Quote 10 - courtana

@courtana

I go into every store I like at the mall then I’ll look in the store at clothes that are cute look at the price and say “ew no.” Then by the time I’m done I’ve said “ew no” to all clothes bc of their price. THEN I go back into every store again look at the same cute clothes and buy all of the ones I wanted. Then I leave the mall broke asf

@courtana

Online I just scroll and scroll and scroll and save and save and save

---

• Quote 1 - “More attractive”
• Quote 2 - “Unfair Tallness”
• Quote 3 - “Clones”
• Quote 4 - “Pretty Eyes”
• Quote 5 - “Tap water control”
• Quote 6 - “5G”
• Quote 7 - “Alien bats”
• Quote 8 - “Farting”
• Quote 9 - “Toilet Seat Tray”
• Quote 10 - “Shopping process”

@Discussions, @BeautyEssentials, & @Health

[CrazyCaliope]

The quote winners of this week…
From the forum games section are…

First place:

@ShanniiWrites

COVID is fake. I just farted too hard.

@ShanniiWrites

My bum bum secretes toxic gas that kills people’s lungs. If you realised, COVID spreads the way the wind blows. And when I eat spicy food, I secrete that toxic gas.

And I’m Indian, so every meal is spicy food. Soz.

@ShanniiWrites

Literally I put chilli in my jacket potatoes with tuna. Sometimes I like to just slather it on my eyeballs. That makes me fart bigger, Soz

@ShanniiWrites

I population control with my Southern Star

@ShanniiWrites

Oh my burps are pretty lethal too. Plus I always seem to have a wedgie when someone’s has COVID, so I’m pretty sure I caused it with my bum bum gravity

AND:

@AS007

Welp, there was one where a person had trouble holding the plate of food in their hand while watching television.

So they decided to run to bathroom, take the toilet commode, hang it round their neck and use to place their food plate on the commode and easily eat their food, like this –

Yup. Reading this now sounds disgusTANG

After watching that, I never watched 5 minute crafts anymore.

Second place:

@courtana

I go into every store I like at the mall then I’ll look in the store at clothes that are cute look at the price and say “ew no.” Then by the time I’m done I’ve said “ew no” to all clothes bc of their price. THEN I go back into every store again look at the same cute clothes and buy all of the ones I wanted. Then I leave the mall broke asf

@courtana

Online I just scroll and scroll and scroll and save and save and save

---

CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!

@Discussions, @BeautyEssentials, & @Health

[CerealKiller]

@CrazyCaliope

First place:

Iconic