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[CerealKiller]

@ShanniiWrites

COVID is fake. I just farted too hard.

@ShanniiWrites

My bum bum secretes toxic gas that kills people’s lungs. If you realised, COVID spreads the way the wind blows. And when I eat spicy food, I secrete that toxic gas.

And I’m Indian, so every meal is spicy food. Soz.

@ShanniiWrites

Literally I put chilli in my jacket potatoes with tuna. Sometimes I like to just slather it on my eyeballs. That makes me fart bigger, Soz

@ShanniiWrites

I population control with my Southern Star

@ShanniiWrites

Oh my burps are pretty lethal too. Plus I always seem to have a wedgie when someone’s has COVID, so I’m pretty sure I caused it with my bum bum gravity

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