The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[elixr]

um…
shannii are you okay?

[elixr]

aRe YoU oN cRaCc??

[AS007]

One of my most disgustang comments

[idiot.exe]

It was a moving story

[IzzieSilver]

@courtana

I go into every store I like at the mall then I’ll look in the store at clothes that are cute look at the price and say “ew no.” Then by the time I’m done I’ve said “ew no” to all clothes bc of their price. THEN I go back into every store again look at the same cute clothes and buy all of the ones I wanted. Then I leave the mall broke asf

@courtana

Online I just scroll and scroll and scroll and save and save and save

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Quotes from the Health & Beauty section (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

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Quote 1 - AS007/sarcastic_badass

@AS007

Girls with light tan or pale skin are more attractive. Wow.

@Kristi

It’s the racism

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Quote 2 - idiot.exe/passionfruit

@idiot.exe

I guess I like the fact that I’m tall

@passionfruit

unfair

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Quote 3 - E_bee/idiot.exe

@E_bee

clone

@idiot.exe

Are you the same height because then you’re really my clone

@E_bee

It’s scary how similar we are-

@idiot.exe

Did someone leave their cloning machine-

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Quote 4 - SpookySherry/passionfruit

@SpookySherry

i really wish i had pretty eyes that’s mainly why i only do eye makeup because i look so different with pretty eyes. i wish they were bigger

@passionfruit

your
eyes
are
pretty

fight me

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Quote 5 - Eleanor_W-15

@anon68003072

The most ridiculous one I heard is probably that the government are putting things in the tap water in order to control our brains.

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Quote 6 - TheDancingFryer

@TheDancingFryer

5G causes cOrOnA

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Quote 7 - ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

Alien bats are my favourite snack

I retract this. This is misinformation. @anon68003072 is my favourite snack. She’s also the person who helped me to spread COVID. COVID is actually the name of our child. He was in the League of Assassins and likes to punch people in the lungs.

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Quote 8 - ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

COVID is fake. I just farted too hard.

@ShanniiWrites

My bum bum secretes toxic gas that kills people’s lungs. If you realised, COVID spreads the way the wind blows. And when I eat spicy food, I secrete that toxic gas.

And I’m Indian, so every meal is spicy food. Soz.

@ShanniiWrites

Literally I put chilli in my jacket potatoes with tuna. Sometimes I like to just slather it on my eyeballs. That makes me fart bigger, Soz

@ShanniiWrites

I population control with my Southern Star

@ShanniiWrites

Oh my burps are pretty lethal too. Plus I always seem to have a wedgie when someone’s has COVID, so I’m pretty sure I caused it with my bum bum gravity

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Quote 9 - AS007

@AS007

Welp, there was one where a person had trouble holding the plate of food in their hand while watching television.

So they decided to run to bathroom, take the toilet commode, hang it round their neck and use to place their food plate on the commode and easily eat their food, like this –

Yup. Reading this now sounds disgusTANG

After watching that, I never watched 5 minute crafts anymore.

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Quote 10 - courtana

@courtana

I go into every store I like at the mall then I’ll look in the store at clothes that are cute look at the price and say “ew no.” Then by the time I’m done I’ve said “ew no” to all clothes bc of their price. THEN I go back into every store again look at the same cute clothes and buy all of the ones I wanted. Then I leave the mall broke asf

@courtana

Online I just scroll and scroll and scroll and save and save and save

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• Quote 1 - “More attractive”
• Quote 2 - “Unfair Tallness”
• Quote 3 - “Clones”
• Quote 4 - “Pretty Eyes”
• Quote 5 - “Tap water control”
• Quote 6 - “5G”
• Quote 7 - “Alien bats”
• Quote 8 - “Farting”
• Quote 9 - “Toilet Seat Tray”
• Quote 10 - “Shopping process”

@Discussions, @BeautyEssentials, & @Health

[CrazyCaliope]

The quote winners of this week…
From the forum games section are…

First place:

@ShanniiWrites

COVID is fake. I just farted too hard.

@ShanniiWrites

My bum bum secretes toxic gas that kills people’s lungs. If you realised, COVID spreads the way the wind blows. And when I eat spicy food, I secrete that toxic gas.

And I’m Indian, so every meal is spicy food. Soz.

@ShanniiWrites

Literally I put chilli in my jacket potatoes with tuna. Sometimes I like to just slather it on my eyeballs. That makes me fart bigger, Soz

@ShanniiWrites

I population control with my Southern Star

@ShanniiWrites

Oh my burps are pretty lethal too. Plus I always seem to have a wedgie when someone’s has COVID, so I’m pretty sure I caused it with my bum bum gravity

AND:

@AS007

Welp, there was one where a person had trouble holding the plate of food in their hand while watching television.

So they decided to run to bathroom, take the toilet commode, hang it round their neck and use to place their food plate on the commode and easily eat their food, like this –

Yup. Reading this now sounds disgusTANG

After watching that, I never watched 5 minute crafts anymore.

Second place:

@courtana

I go into every store I like at the mall then I’ll look in the store at clothes that are cute look at the price and say “ew no.” Then by the time I’m done I’ve said “ew no” to all clothes bc of their price. THEN I go back into every store again look at the same cute clothes and buy all of the ones I wanted. Then I leave the mall broke asf

@courtana

Online I just scroll and scroll and scroll and save and save and save

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CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!

@Discussions, @BeautyEssentials, & @Health

[CerealKiller]

@CrazyCaliope

First place:

Iconic

[courtana]

ooo bruhh Ive been gone and forgot all ab the forum quotesss I didnt even know I was nominated and now I won third placeee

[CrazyCaliope]

Forum Quotes of the Week (for Instagram)

This week, I’ve chosen to do something different again.

This week I want your favourite quotes from all the newbies/new users. So any user who is level two or below OR who has joined in the last couple of months .

So please share and quote your favourite posts from our newbies and show them how happy we are that they’ve joined us. Let’s start quoting the best posts! (wink)

See the guide to this above!

@Discussions

[elixr]

…
How do we if they are level two users or not?

[CrazyCaliope]

They’re members on their profile, not regulars. (wink)

[Nil]

Ooh yes interesting

[SpookySherry]

Ooo, different but rad

[himynameisaria]

So Im a newbie

[CrazyCaliope]

Still a member, so yes.

[CrazyCaliope]

@CrazyCaliope

This week I want your favourite quotes from all the newbies/new users. So any user who is level two or below OR who has joined in the last couple of months .

So please share and quote your favourite posts from our newbies and show them how happy we are that they’ve joined us. Let’s start quoting the best posts! (wink)

@Discussions & @ForumStaff, can you please help to find some good newbie quotes?!

PLEASE? Guys?! Please, please, please?!

[CrazyCaliope]

Okay, here are some, guys. Help me find some more, please?!

@Cadborosa

Social Studies: Grey (Because old timey photos without color)
Science: Green
English: Purple
Math: Red

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@Cadborosa

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@noyaan

oof sad boy noises thank you for letting me know

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@ajay_theweirdo

I’m a social introvert. Do I like talking to people? No, not all the time. Can I do it? Yes.

I’m infj-t according to official tests, it’s one of the rarest so I was surprised to see so many with it

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@moo

cows are beautiful but chickens on skateboards are much cooler smhh

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Quotes from the Newbies (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

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Quote 1 - Cadborosa

@Cadborosa

Social Studies: Grey (Because old timey photos without color)
Science: Green
English: Purple
Math: Red

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Quote 2 - Cadborosa

@Cadborosa

image3000×1932 1.22 MB

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Quote 3 - noyaan

@noyaan

oof sad boy noises thank you for letting me know

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Quote 4 - ajay_theweirdo

@ajay_theweirdo

I’m a social introvert. Do I like talking to people? No, not all the time. Can I do it? Yes.

I’m infj-t according to official tests, it’s one of the rarest so I was surprised to see so many with it

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Quote 5 - moo

@moo

cows are beautiful but chickens on skateboards are much cooler smhh

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• Quote 1 - “Class colours”
• Quote 2 - “Duck”
• Quote 3 - “Sad Boy noises”
• Quote 4 - “Social introvert”
• Quote 5 - “Cows & Chickens”

@Discussions

[Divcp]

OMG MOOO AND NOYAAAN YAYY
Ok but cows and chickens is so