The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[CrazyCaliope]

The quote winners of this week…
From the forum games section are…

First place:

@ShanniiWrites

COVID is fake. I just farted too hard.

@ShanniiWrites

My bum bum secretes toxic gas that kills people’s lungs. If you realised, COVID spreads the way the wind blows. And when I eat spicy food, I secrete that toxic gas.

And I’m Indian, so every meal is spicy food. Soz.

@ShanniiWrites

Literally I put chilli in my jacket potatoes with tuna. Sometimes I like to just slather it on my eyeballs. That makes me fart bigger, Soz

@ShanniiWrites

I population control with my Southern Star

@ShanniiWrites

Oh my burps are pretty lethal too. Plus I always seem to have a wedgie when someone’s has COVID, so I’m pretty sure I caused it with my bum bum gravity

AND:

@AS007

Welp, there was one where a person had trouble holding the plate of food in their hand while watching television.

So they decided to run to bathroom, take the toilet commode, hang it round their neck and use to place their food plate on the commode and easily eat their food, like this –

Yup. Reading this now sounds disgusTANG

After watching that, I never watched 5 minute crafts anymore.

Second place:

@courtana

I go into every store I like at the mall then I’ll look in the store at clothes that are cute look at the price and say “ew no.” Then by the time I’m done I’ve said “ew no” to all clothes bc of their price. THEN I go back into every store again look at the same cute clothes and buy all of the ones I wanted. Then I leave the mall broke asf

@courtana

Online I just scroll and scroll and scroll and save and save and save

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CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!

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