The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Books Quotes (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

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Quote 1 - HyperKari

@anon82166736

WASSSSSPOPPINNNN BISHESSSS. Jk.

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Quote 2 - ShanniiWrites

@ShanniiWrites

I haven’t called a male teacher “mum” yet, so I’m winning at life

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Quote 3 - Duckling

@Duckling

There was this history teacher who always tried to speak Russian but his pronunciation was so awful that nobody could understand him. I mentioned that I can speak Russian in his class once and he asked me what “стол” means in German, but his pronunciation was so bad that I couldn’t understand him and he accused me of lying about speaking russian I replied with “Maybe you should just improve your russian” in perfect russian then and he was shocked

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Quote 4 - E_bee

@E_bee

The worst thing in my life rn.

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Quote 5 - ChaoticDeluge

@ChaoticDeluge

I remember not finding the room for my maths exam because some a**hole had changed all the signs

I got to resit it but after fiftenn minutes of not being able to find it and the receptionist saying the doors had signs I was just making excuses, I just went home

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Quote 6 - Badass_Saasha

@Badass_Saasha

Also, how about how to differentiate between dinosaurs? It’s not like I am gonna go on a luncheon with one anyway.

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• Quote 1 - “Wasssspoppin”
• Quote 2 - “Mother teacher”
• Quote 3 - “Russian teacher”
• Quote 4 - “Worst thing”
• Quote 5 - “Maths exam”
• Quote 6 - “Dinosaurs”

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@Discussions

[CrazyCaliope]

The quote winners of this week…
For the School Quotes are…

First place:

@Badass_Saasha

Also, how about how to differentiate between dinosaurs? It’s not like I am gonna go on a luncheon with one anyway.

Second place:

@Duckling

There was this history teacher who always tried to speak Russian but his pronunciation was so awful that nobody could understand him. I mentioned that I can speak Russian in his class once and he asked me what “стол” means in German, but his pronunciation was so bad that I couldn’t understand him and he accused me of lying about speaking russian I replied with “Maybe you should just improve your russian” in perfect russian then and he was shocked

Third place:

@anon82166736

WASSSSSPOPPINNNN BISHESSSS. Jk.

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CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!

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@Discussions

[CrazyCaliope]

Forum Quotes of the Week (for Instagram)

This week, I’ve chosen Health and Beauty to be this week’s section. So please share and quote your favourite posts from this section. They MUST be from that section. Let’s start quoting the best posts! (wink)

See the guide to this above!

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@Discussions

[Badass_Saasha]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[unsungcheerio]

@anon68003072

Well sometimes I’ll be sat in the waiting room lile “there’s nothing wrong with me I’m just being stupid and wasting peoples time” then by the time I’ve gone in and said my symptoms I’ve calmed down and been told I’m ill and not wasting anyones time

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@Mouschi

No, unless it’s the one that sticks that thing up your ----

Then I’d be running for the hills.

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@Duckling

Nope, but the doctor should be scared of me

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@SomeoneCallMyPastor2

Of course I do, im not a moron

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@Duckling

Oui And I make sure to wear it correctly and not like those idiots who don’t even cover the nose… It surprises me how humans have survived so long with how stupid some people are behaving now

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@CerealKiller

Convincing myself to get out of bed

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@liyahsdiamond

I’m moving to Canada once I become an adult. Screw America

@LoneWolf

I’m moving to outer space. Aliens will probably treat me better and make better choices

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@glxwingAngel

NASA Astronauts be like:

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@Yomama

Dear Coronavirus,

If your done with your killing spree do you mind moving on to the next planet? You’ve killed about 516, 210+ people ain’t you happy yet?

If your here to stay can you kill all them toxic human beings and Donald J. Trump? If you can I will forever be indebted to you

Signed
Mama

(I CACKLED)

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@Quinn

@Yomama

can you kill all them toxic human beings and Donald J. Trump?

Omg do you hate him that much?

@passionfruit

yes

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@anon68003072

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@MeghanWrites

Imagine sitting in labour, screaming in pain whilst lifting weights

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@CerealKiller

I don’t know what story to tell it’s not really a story but my skin sucks and I used to have a whole lot of acne and I was and still am a skin picker (save me) and my skin can’t handle it so I look like sh-t

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[passionfruit]

i’ll try and hunt some down later

[idiot.exe]

@E_bee

@Quinn

Omg do you hate him that much?

He makes me wanna punch a brick wall 20 times as hard as i can then fall down a flight of stairs into an alligator tank after downing 2 bottles of siracha.

@E_bee

*Might as well stick a needle in my eye whilst i’m at it

I nominate ebe

[anon80318563]

Here’s a good one:

https://forum.shanniiwrites.com/t/the-coronavirus/4535/1586?u=coffeeaunt

[Ouijaloveletters]

I probably have one or two good ones…maybe.

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Health and Beauty Quotes (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

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Quote 1 - Eleanor_W

@anon68003072

Well sometimes I’ll be sat in the waiting room lile “there’s nothing wrong with me I’m just being stupid and wasting peoples time” then by the time I’ve gone in and said my symptoms I’ve calmed down and been told I’m ill and not wasting anyones time

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Quote 2 - Mouschi

@Mouschi

No, unless it’s the one that sticks that thing up your ----

Then I’d be running for the hills.

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Quote 3 - Duckling

@Duckling

Nope, but the doctor should be scared of me

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Quote 4 - SomeoneCallMyPastor2

@SomeoneCallMyPastor2

Of course I do, im not a moron

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Quote 5 - Duckling

@Duckling

Oui And I make sure to wear it correctly and not like those idiots who don’t even cover the nose… It surprises me how humans have survived so long with how stupid some people are behaving now

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Quote 6 - CerealKiller

@CerealKiller

Convincing myself to get out of bed

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Quote 7 - chococarmela/LoneWolf

@liyahsdiamond

I’m moving to Canada once I become an adult. Screw America

@LoneWolf

I’m moving to outer space. Aliens will probably treat me better and make better choices

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Quote 8 - glxwingAngel

@glxwingAngel

NASA Astronauts be like:

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Quote 9 - Yomama

@Yomama

Dear Coronavirus,

If your done with your killing spree do you mind moving on to the next planet? You’ve killed about 516, 210+ people ain’t you happy yet?

If your here to stay can you kill all them toxic human beings and Donald J. Trump? If you can I will forever be indebted to you

Signed
Mama

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Quote 10 - Yomama/Quinn32/passionfruit

@Quinn

@Yomama

can you kill all them toxic human beings and Donald J. Trump?

Omg do you hate him that much?

@passionfruit

yes

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Quote 11 - Eleanor_W

@anon68003072

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Quote 12 - MeghanWrites

@MeghanWrites

Imagine sitting in labour, screaming in pain whilst lifting weights

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Quote 13 - CerealKiller

@CerealKiller

I don’t know what story to tell it’s not really a story but my skin sucks and I used to have a whole lot of acne and I was and still am a skin picker (save me) and my skin can’t handle it so I look like sh-t

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Quote 14 - Quinn32/E_bee

@E_bee

@Quinn

Omg do you hate him that much?

He makes me wanna punch a brick wall 20 times as hard as i can then fall down a flight of stairs into an alligator tank after downing 2 bottles of siracha.

@E_bee

*Might as well stick a needle in my eye whilst i’m at it

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Quote 15 - chococarmela

@liyahsdiamond

Donlad Trump deserves to be manhandled and thrown outta office once he loses. COVID ain’t fit for him… literally and figuratively

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• Quote 1 - “Waiting room”
• Quote 2 - “Thing up your…”
• Quote 3 - “Scared of me”
• Quote 4 - “Not a Moron”
• Quote 5 - “Idiots”
• Quote 6 - “Convincing myself”
• Quote 7 - “Screw America”
• Quote 8 - “NASA”
• Quote 9 - “Mama’s letter”
• Quote 10 - “Kill toxic humans”
• Quote 11 - “Don’t drink water”
• Quote 12 - “Labour”
• Quote 13 - “Pimples”
• Quote 14 - “Needle in arm”
• Quote 15 - “Trump”

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@Discussions

[anon68003072]

Is it bad that I just laughed at one of my own quotes?

[Ouijaloveletters]

I do that

[anon80318563]

Sometimes I go back and read something I wrote and laugh at it, so it’s definitely not wrong.

[Eliza]

Am I the only one who noticed that the needle was in the eye and not in the arm on quote 14?

[CrazyCaliope]

Not a bad think at all.

[Ouijaloveletters]

I’m mad now because I just dropped some funny replies and I’m too late.

[CrazyCaliope]

The quote winners of this week…
For the Health and Beauty Quotes are…

First place:

@E_bee

@Quinn

Omg do you hate him that much?

He makes me wanna punch a brick wall 20 times as hard as i can then fall down a flight of stairs into an alligator tank after downing 2 bottles of siracha.

@E_bee

*Might as well stick a needle in my eye whilst i’m at it

Second place:

@liyahsdiamond

Donlad Trump deserves to be manhandled and thrown outta office once he loses. COVID ain’t fit for him… literally and figuratively

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@CerealKiller

Convincing myself to get out of bed

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CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!

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@Discussions

[idiot.exe]

Congratss

[CerealKiller]

[E_bee]

Thank youuu