The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[Nil]

@CrazyCaliope

Food.

just… look at the title and then this comment again.

[CrazyCaliope]

HA. Still makes sense. (Laughing)

[Rose]

@celestialkitten

Those green pebble thing? I cried cuz i had to eat it 2 years ago

@anon82166736

A pebble is a rock. What did you eat lol? IT SOUNDS SPICY THOUGH.

@celestialkitten

Disgusting, chewy, green pebble things. I searched up green pebble things and all I saw was real pebbles. It didn’t help if I added food to the search…

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@CerealKiller

Eggplant bye

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@ShanniiWrites

Cheese is a bad word. Come up with some more. And while you’re at it, rethink the word “sausage” too. You English-speakers are just too lazy. Something looks smelly to you? Cheese.

@ChaoticDeluge

This is cheese oppression

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@anon68003072

Other unicorns

[CerealKiller]

[Ouijaloveletters]

Wasabi peas

[CerealKiller]

@phnx

“Hi, do you know where the nearest Chick Fil A is”

Silly Americans

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@idiot.exe

@AS007

ICE CREAM AND FRIES

BUT THAT’S A GREAT COMBO

@AS007

no-
it’s like eating mom’s foundation cream with a cherry chapstick
just no-

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@AnnSza

So when i was around 6 years old, on Easter we usually went to this museum where once lived a writer who wrote a story called Bunny Sauna, lol that sounds so weird translated but whatever… so theres a huge area around that house/museum where there are a lot of activities for the kids. The place if flooding on Easter, theres a barn there too, and we had a scavenger hunt there, we had to find eggs, whoever had the most was going to win a special treat! So I obviously used my insane speed and my eagle eyesight to locate the eggs. No surprise i won that. I was beyond exited for my prize, obviously thinking it was going to be chocolate or something like that, but then this 50yro woman dressed up as a bunny comes at me with a basket filled with carrots, and calls them “The Bunny’s Treat”… i was beyond devastated and i have never been more disappointed in my life. Its been more than a decade and i still cant get over it.

That’s just sad tho

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[CerealKiller]

Ew I hate those

[idiot.exe]

@CerealKiller

This is photoshop ShErRy

@CerealKiller

This is not how gravity works

@SpookySherry

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?? Where’s your proof???

@CerealKiller

Gravity bro

@SpookySherry

How do you know? WHERE IS THE PROOF??

@CerealKiller

Where is yours

@CerealKiller

Video it

@SpookySherry

Here:

@CerealKiller

Pictures can be faked

@SpookySherry

Your statement is photoshop

[CrazyCaliope]

The only problem is that it’s just quotes from the past three months. (Wise eyes)

[CrazyCaliope]

Eek! This is really long for one insta post. Remember we don’t get much room for quotes without making it too small. (Worried)

[Rose]

Oops-

[idiot.exe]

I can try shortening-

[CrazyCaliope]

If you want to, sure, it could make it easier if it is to win the votes. (wink)

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Quotes from the Food section (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

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Quote 1 - Divcp

@Divcp

Bold of you to assume i cook

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Quote 2 - Eleanor_W-15

@anon68003072

all vegetables are ugly and I hate them so what do you guys think?

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Quote 3 - Quinn/rozie

@rozie

@Quinn

Sprite

ah, i see you are a person of culture as well.

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Quote 4 - CrazyCaliope

@CrazyCaliope

Uh… with their feet?

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Quote 5 - Duckling/Eleanor_W-15

@Duckling

Am I a vegetable?

@anon68003072

No

@Duckling

Are you sure?

@anon68003072

Certain

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Quote 6 - Duckling/Ouijaloveletters

@Duckling

Am I the only one who feels hungry after scrolling through this thread?

@Ouijaloveletters

No.

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Quote 7 - Ouijaloveletters/Tina.G

@Ouijaloveletters

I accidentally ate meatloaf without realizing it has onions…@cerealkiller is planning my funeral. And before I die, I ask you…what food screws with you?

@eunoia

anything gluten lol

@Ouijaloveletters

Oof. I don’t think I’ve been more scared to fart in my life.

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Quote 8 - raviola

@raviola

i would serve rejected recipes from other restaurants and call it chopped hahahaha

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Quote 9 - CrazyCaliope

@CrazyCaliope

Food.

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Quote 10 - TL_DR

@phnx

“Hi, do you know where the nearest Chick Fil A is”

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Quote 11 - AS007/idiot.exe

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Quote 12 - AnnSza

@AnnSza

So when i was around 6 years old, on Easter we usually went to this museum where once lived a writer who wrote a story called Bunny Sauna, lol that sounds so weird translated but whatever… so theres a huge area around that house/museum where there are a lot of activities for the kids. The place if flooding on Easter, theres a barn there too, and we had a scavenger hunt there, we had to find eggs, whoever had the most was going to win a special treat! So I obviously used my insane speed and my eagle eyesight to locate the eggs. No surprise i won that. I was beyond exited for my prize, obviously thinking it was going to be chocolate or something like that, but then this 50yro woman dressed up as a bunny comes at me with a basket filled with carrots, and calls them “The Bunny’s Treat”… i was beyond devastated and i have never been more disappointed in my life. Its been more than a decade and i still cant get over it.

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Quote 13 - CerealKiller/SpookySherry

@CerealKiller

This is photoshop ShErRy

@CerealKiller

This is not how gravity works

@SpookySherry

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?? Where’s your proof???

@CerealKiller

Gravity bro

@SpookySherry

How do you know? WHERE IS THE PROOF??

@CerealKiller

Where is yours

@CerealKiller

Video it

@SpookySherry

Here:

@CerealKiller

Pictures can be faked

@SpookySherry

Your statement is photoshop

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• Quote 1 - “Assumptions”
• Quote 2 - “Ugly Veges”
• Quote 3 - “Sprite”
• Quote 4 - “Feet”
• Quote 5 - “Am I a vegetable?”
• Quote 6 - “Feeling hungry”
• Quote 7 - “Killer meatloaf”
• Quote 8 - “Rejected recipes”
• Quote 9 - “What food? Food”
• Quote 10 - “Not McD’s”
• Quote 11 - “Cursed Combos”
• Quote 12 - “Story”
• Quote 13 - “Photoshop”

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@Discussions & @Foodies

[CrazyCaliope]

Any more votes, @Discussions & @Foodies? ^^^

[CrazyCaliope]

The quote winners of this week…
From the Food section are…

First place:

@AnnSza

So when i was around 6 years old, on Easter we usually went to this museum where once lived a writer who wrote a story called Bunny Sauna, lol that sounds so weird translated but whatever… so theres a huge area around that house/museum where there are a lot of activities for the kids. The place if flooding on Easter, theres a barn there too, and we had a scavenger hunt there, we had to find eggs, whoever had the most was going to win a special treat! So I obviously used my insane speed and my eagle eyesight to locate the eggs. No surprise i won that. I was beyond exited for my prize, obviously thinking it was going to be chocolate or something like that, but then this 50yro woman dressed up as a bunny comes at me with a basket filled with carrots, and calls them “The Bunny’s Treat”… i was beyond devastated and i have never been more disappointed in my life. Its been more than a decade and i still cant get over it.

Second place:

…

Third place:

@Divcp

Bold of you to assume i cook

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CONGRATS, they’ll be up on Instagram later!

[AS007]

Congrats to everyone!

[AnnSza]

Woah thats kinda surprising and emotional

[raviola]

How did y’all actually read the first one-

[Divcp]

The story was amazing