You just have to break up with who the previous post says and try to make it funny!
For example:
PersonA -
Break up with this thread.
PersonB -
Break up game, you’re so negative. You’re always messing up others’ relationships, breaking them up, making them fight! I don’t need this negativity in my life! Bubye!
Break up with Iron Man.
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I hope you got it!
Credits to whoever’s idea this is lmao. I think @SillyCupcake22233 on the episode forums but not sure…
Anyway…
Break up with the episode forums
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Just in time!! 
Episode…you banned me. Thanks, because the Shanniiwrites forums are way better. Episode, bye 
Break up with…Cupcakes
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Break up with cupcakes because you are too tasty and you make me want to eat you and all my plans for diets go down the drain at the sight of you! I’ll miss you though. 
Break up with mobile phone.
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Phone, you manipulated me a lot. You made me spend most of my time on your, I’m so done with you, i don’t want to be cotrolled by you, let’s break up.
Break up with yourself.
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Cara, I’m sorry to say this, but I think it’s time that we go our separate ways. I just can’t handle you when you scream and yell at your books because they leave you on cliffhangers, and the characters don’t do what you tell them to do. You’re a decent person, but I’m sorry.
Break up with your favorite fictional character that you’re emotionally attached to. 
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Omg. This is so hard. takes a deep breath
Damon Salvatore, I love you but you have this strong hold over me. When i look at you, nothing else matters and that’s not a healthy relationship at all. I can’t even go a day without thinking of you. I can’t talk without it being about you and i can’t even break up with you. It’s time we go different ways, I guess. I’ll miss you.
Break up with internet.
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Internet…You’ve cheated on me way too many times! And I’ve loved you still- because you’re so addicting- but now I’ve had enough! I caught you with my 7 year old cousin! He’s 7! Come on! You even cheated on me with my own sister! I actually need you in my life, but, I think we should end this relationship- we’re way better as friends.
Break up with your hygiene
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Hygiene… You take up too much of my time and energy. I spend so many precious minutes of my day taking care of you but I can’t do it anymore. I just can’t. You are way too clean and I can’t handle clean. I like disgusting. I thought i could do it but i can’t. Not anymore. I am sorry.
Break up with your favorite TV show or movie.
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Stranger Things, I am so sorry but you’re taking forever to release your third season. I am still waiting and it is more than a year but you still haven’t released your third season. I watched the Office and know I love that show. I had to move on from you. I’ve been patient and I am not going to watch your third season…I am sorry Stranger Things.
Break up with your money
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I’m sorry, money. I never had any of you to begin with. You’re never there for me, so I’m done. We’re done.
Break up with your best friend that’s on these forums. ( and tag them )
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@AlissaGrace
I’m sorry, but I ran away with Tuxedo man and am about to have his child. You really should have expected it really, all that noise in your house-
Now we’re living out our CLASSIC EPISODE romance that we’ve dreamed of having- and I could never have with you!
Goodbye Alissa- we’re done!
Break up with a ghost lol
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I’m sorry but I’ve had enough of you ghosting me and then coming back when you feel like it and acting as if everything is cool. Well it’s not and we’re over!
Break up with @ChaoticDeluge
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I’m sorry @ChaoticDeluge but I am too bossy and I am a tea spiller. But, I’m too chaotic for your chaoticness
Sorry, Chaotic Deluge.
Breakup with… Hulu.
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Sure I use Netflix anyway 
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I’m breaking up with Hulu cuz idek wtf that is lolll and I’m probably too kool for it LOOOL. 
Break up with mehhhh. 
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I’m breaking up with you because… I am mad you don’t know what hulu is
Break up with The Sims 4
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I’m breaking up with Sims 4 because it’s been a long time since I’ve even been on Sims lol and I oop-
Break up with YouTube.
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Look Youtube, let me just say it- you are cheating on me. You’ve denied it and denied it… but the millions of people that claim to love you aren’t lying! I think it’d be better off if we just went our separate ways.
Break up with @ShanniiWrites
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