The Last Post Wins!

[Rose]

Then @Badass_Saasha and @OhSumana got extremely mad because Sydney killed @Kiwi, so they go to the Episode forums to get revenge on Sydney

[Duckling]

But Sydney bans both of them before they can do something

[Rose]

Then @Badass_Saasha and @OhSumana make new accounts and before Sydney bans them again, they kill Sydney

[Duckling]

But then Nick bans them for having a second account

[Rose]

@Duckling the whole story so far

The letters that haunt someone in their dreams

And then they kill Nick

And then they take over the Episode forums

And then they get defeated by weird flagging obsessed forum users

And then the large letters migrate over here so they can be free

But then they get scared away by @chaoticdeluge

Then they teleport to the old Episode forums which nobody uses ('cause it’s gone ), so they can finally be free

But then they get bored because nobody notices them

Then they decide to go back to the current Episode forums and haunt everyone who flagged them

But Sydney kills most of them

Then one of the remaining letters finds out that there are large letters in the Shannii Forums too, but no one knows because they’re hiding from @ChaoticDeluge

So that remaining letter asks the Shannii Forums large letters to join them in a war against Sydney, and they accept it

But Sydney gathers all flagging obsessed forumers to help her defeat the letters

The letters then decide to ask some of the users from the Shannii Forums to help them defeat Sydney because they were outnumbered, and soon the letters and Shannii forum users start flagging all of the flagging-obsessed forumers’ posts, and so a flagging war starts

And then Nick comes to live again and bans everyone, including Sydney, from the episode forums

Then Sydney gets mad because Nick banned her, so she comes up with a plan to get Nick fired

Imagine if Nick actually sees this story

But Arlene spies on her and tells Nick about the plan

But Sydney finds out that Arlene and Nick know about her plan, and what Arlene and Nick don’t know is that Melani3, Liz, and Tyler are all on Sydney’s side because they got banned for no reason

Then Sydney attacks Nick and then they all start fighting in the War of the Episode Forum Leaders

And the leaders/mods of the Shannii Forums are watching them and eating popcorn

But the letters poisoned the popcorn

But @PensiveShadow quickly realizes that the popcorn is poisoned, so she yells at the other mods/leaders to spit it out

But it’s too late and everyone except @PensiveShadow dies

Then @Kiwi gets outraged at the letters for poisoning the mods/leaders’ popcorn, so she drowns the letters in vomit

But the letters escape her and attack the last living mod, @PensiveShadow

But @PensiveShadow fights back and she manages to escape them and hide

But then Nick and Arlene attack @PensiveShadow while Sydney is busy with finding new users for her army

But @PensiveShadow bans Nick and Arlene from the Shannii forums, and Sydney is having trouble with finding new users because no one on the Shannii forums wants to join her army

But then the gaming ad I accidentally tapped on a few weeks ago kills everyone with another spam notification

But three people - @PensiveShadow, @StarMaryGoth, and @Nessie - managed to flee the forums before the spam notification kills them

But then they had a fight and they decided to sacrifice @StarMaryGoth to the spam ad to keep themselves safe

But when they weren’t looking, @StarMaryGoth fled to outer space

Where she died because she couldn’t breathe…

But just as she was about to die, an alien came and saved @StarMaryGoth

But the alien was @Nessie she threw @Starmarygoth at the spam ad and the spam ad ate @Starmarygoth

Meanwhile @PensiveShadow found a spell to bring every single user/leader/mod back, and it worked

But it had a terrible side effect: everyone turned into a giant letter and together they killed @PensiveShadow

But for some reason, @ChaoticDeluge was immune to the terrible side effect, so when the giant letters attacked him too, he beat them all up and fled

But the spam ad went after @chaoticdeluge and ate him

But the side effect wore off on @Kiwi and she managed to catch the spam ad and made it vomit @ChaoticDeluge out

But @ChaoticDeluge was so traumatized by being vomited out that he accidentally banned @Kiwi forever

But the side effect wore off on @ShanniiWrites also, and she found out what happened and managed to unban @Kiwi

But @Kiwi was angry at @ChaoticDeluge and attacked him

Then @ChaoticDeluge got mad at @Kiwi and flung her all the way into the Episode forum, where she got caught by Sydney

And Sydney killed @Kiwi

Then @Badass_Saasha and @OhSumana got extremely mad because Sydney killed @Kiwi, so they go to the Episode forums to get revenge on Sydney

But Sydney bans both of them before they can do something

Then @Badass_Saasha and @OhSumana make new accounts and before Sydney bans them again, they kill Sydney

But then Nick bans them for having a second account

Then the Episode Forums is hacked by an anonymous user, and Nick loses all of his mod powers

But Arlene quickly gets him his mod powers back and together they kill @chaoticdeluge

The side effect then wore off on @Rap_Snack_Queen and @HyperKari, and then @Rap_Snack_Queen decides that this is enough, and she turns Arlene and Nick into chicken nuggets and feeds them to @HyperKari

But they turned into poisoned chicken nuggets and @HyperKari died an hour later and the letters ate @Rap_Snack_Queen

Next, the side effect wore off on @Sparkle_Kittens and @Sparkle_Kittens caught the letters and made them vomit @Rap_Snack_Queen out too

[Rose]

Then the Episode Forums is hacked by an anonymous user, and Nick loses all of his mod powers

[Duckling]

But Arlene quickly gets him his mod powers back and together they kill @chaoticdeluge

[Rose]

The side effect then wore off on @Chocolate_Mama and @anon82166736, and then @Chocolate_Mama decides that this is enough, and she turns Arlene and Nick into chicken nuggets and feeds them to @anon82166736

[Duckling]

but aren’t @Chocolate_Mama and @anon82166736 still giant letters?

[Rose]

oops, I forgot, I’ll edit it

Done

[Duckling]

But they turned into poisoned chicken nuggets and @anon82166736 died an hour later and the letters ate @Chocolate_Mama

[Rose]

Next, the side effect wore off on @celestialkitten and @celestialkitten caught the letters and made them vomit @Chocolate_Mama out too

[anon82166736]

uh uh wtf

[Rose]

We’re writing a story

[Duckling]

But @Chocolate_Mama was already dead when the letters vomited her out and the letters decided to eat @celestialkitten

[anon82166736]

oooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk those chicken nuggets must have been spicy tho

[Rose]

The side effect wore off on @liyahsdiamond next, and she cast a spell that would make every letter’s side effect go away, and it worked

[Duckling]

But it turned everyone into episode cliche addicted zombies

[MeghanWrites]

But it didn’t work on the emo cult because they were too busy listening to emo at the time.

[Duckling]

But the zombies attacked them because they mistook them for cliche bad boys and bad girls and ate their brains