Moustaches are great so, I thought why not write a crappy poem about it?
The fan(tasche)tic marrige councler by LHT
What is that hairy caterpiller resting above your lip?
Holding tightly you tightly with an iron grip
It’s a lovely moustache of course
So no need to get that divorce
Because this baby , will help you restore your relationship
Those moustaches look interesting tho
It really bothers me that you forgot the N 
Better?
Yes
I had a fake moustache that now belongs to my cousin.
This is weird but awesome
Moved to General Chat because I think this applies better there.
Aren’t moustaches discussion worthy enough? 
Lol if you create some thought provoking discussion about moustaches you can move it back! I just moved it to general chat cuz I didn’t think it would count as a discussion lol.
If my husband shaves completely, sometimes he’ll leave a moustache for a bit and it makes him look super French.
But nothing like these fine moustaches.
And here’s my favorite fictional character with exceptional moustaches, Hercule Poirot:
F*ck it’s only one month.
I like moustache but I rarely grow one
Yeah why not ?
Bump 
Would you want to have a moustache one day? 
HairyBump
