Fire, you’re so hot, will you marry me?
Propose to the cute cat gif 
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Dear cat gif, you are so bootiful and remind me of puss in boots please marry me 
Propose to your bedroom floor
Dear bedroom floor, I’ve never seen you because of my carpet, but you’re still always there for me and I appreciate it. I wouldn’t be where I am today without you, we spent so much time together and you never ever let me down. You were there for me when nobody else was and you were always there for me when I was falling. You love me for the way I am and never judge me. I realized that I love you, will you marry me please?
(I almost cried, maybe I should really marry my floor 
)
Propose to Frank the duck 
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FRANK THE DUCK, YOU ARE SOOO ATH-THE-TIC WILL YOU MARRY (and divorce) ME?
Propose to Lucy the scrap
Will you marry me Lucy? I don’t know who you are but eye love you 
Propose to a table
I love you table, will you marry me?
Propose to @MeghanWrites
@MeghanWrites I love you so much, you are everything I am and without a doubt my favourite person in the universe. You sassy queen, will you marry me?
Propose to @moderators
@moderators, you are so nice and helpful although I never got my cute little duck… I still love all of you, will you marry me?
Propose to a cat
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Dear cat, you are very fluffy and cute, can you marry me? 
Propose to this emoji 
woozy_face, you are so drunk will you marry me?
Propose to Pac-Man
Dear Pac-Man,
You are amazing, and I find the way you eat dots so cool. Will you marry me?
Propose to Christmas.
Dearest Christmas,
I know that you are a special holiday for all to enjoy, but I enjoy you in a very special way. You make me feel full of love, and I can only hope to be the one that fills your heart with love. Will you marry me?
Propose to a melting snowman. 
Dear melted snowman, you are not the only thing that melts when we are together… Will you marry me and make my heart melt forever?
Propose to this emoji
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Dear pleading face emoji, I always loved how cute you are and I hope you love me too, will you marry me?
Propose to @Mysterious_Tea
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Dear @Mysterious_Tea,
I always loved you. You are an awesome tea biscuit, and you are my favorite mod, by a small difference, smaller than a hair. Will you marry me?
Propose to your eyes.
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Dear eyes ,
You have an emoji dedicated to you which I like very much and you’re also kinda very popular because of that. Plus, you are one of the most hardworking organs in the human body which I appreciate a lot. Will you do the honor of marrying me? 
Propose to @Kiwi (as its valentine’s day so why not)
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@Kiwi pretend I am @BaddassSaasha for a sec.
I love you so much marry me pleeeasseeee
Propose to @Shanniiwrites
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@/Shanniiwrites, you are an amazing person and thank you so much for creating this amazing forum. All the cool people from the Episode Forums are here. And, I can speak whatever I want to (except bad and unacceptable things) without the fear of getting flagged every time.
P.S. So, uh, this might seem weird but will you marry me?
Propose to your favorite food.
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Dear chocolate, you are so beautiful and tasty we have been together since forever and i can’t imagine my life without you. You are different than the other snacks, there is something that draws me to you. Will you marry me? 
Propose to the forum games
Forum games, I love you so much. You’re so fun to play, especially with my phone in bed. 
Let’s get married.
Propose to a forum user, (can’t be discobot, system or yourself.)