Dear @Duckling,
Wanna re-marry me? 
Propose to your phone
Dear Phone, you deal with my annoying self constantly for several hours on a regular basis. I appreciate you a lot for that. Wanna marry me and ditch the world on a road trip to Vegas? 
Propose to your favorite animal.
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Dear peacock,
When the golden rays of the bright sun dance over your shiny blue feather, I can’t take my eyes off you. Believe or not, that charming grace of yours has made me fall madly in love with ya. Your graceful walk with your long, though not so beautiful, legs would make even a famous fashion movel blush in embarrassment. Your huge colorful and gorgeous plumage makes me stare at you all day long and witness your beauty that is rare to find. Boast colorful “eye” markings of blue, gold, red, and other hues on your tails are one of your special qualities. When you arch your tail into a magnificent fan that reaches across your back and touches the ground on either sides, it makes every girl drool on you including me. Believe me, peacock, I feel jealous then. How about we make others jealous together? Peacock, will you marry me and live a peaceful life with me in a forest as long as we both shall live?
Propose to a cardboard box
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damn, I would’ve married instantly if someone proposed to me like that 
Dear Cardboard Box,
You are really useful, particularly when I want to store many of my old books, answer sheets, question papers etc. You serve as a benevolent shrine that houses many of the precious memories that I’ve spent with my loving family. From photo albums to old DVDs to pre-2000s cassettes… you have them all. When our landowner told us to empty our house without stating the reason why so, you and your cardboard family came in to help us take in a lot of stuff and shift them to the new house. For that, I would be forever indebted to you as it was a very crucial time for us where we stood helpless as if on a rainy night with a bleak, empty future that had no hope. Following all this… will you marry me?
Propose to your crush.
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What can I say, sis? I’m super romantic 
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Dearest “Your Crush”,
Your unique name stands out to me. The your symbolizes that you’re mine, and mine only. The crush represents all the tomatoes you’ve crushed for our love. Thank you for helping me exterminate the world of tomatoes. Alright, marry me or i’ll throw broccoli at you lol
Propose to time.
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Time, I’ll marry you if you stop yourself from moving. Will you marry me?
Propose to @AS007
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Dear Me,
Considering the fact that I am an asexual and also (kind of) aromantic person AND hopefully, to stop people from shipping me with my siblings or anyone else who belongs to my virtual, cannibalistic, incestuous Mafia family on the Forums, I am gonna propose to myself.
And, yeah. I just got a proposal of marriage from myself. How desperate, right?
Propose to your favorite person on this Forum.
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@Badass_Saasha, my b!tch, my ride or die, my partner in crime, I know you should be sleeping right now, but oh well idk if it’s too soon to do this…
You are a mf queen, ruler of hell, Satan, I just wanted to ask you, will you make me the happiest bish in the world and marry me? You are also the weirdest and creepiest person I’ve met in my life. 
Propose to your teacher
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Dear Internet, you’ve taught me more than anyone else and you’re my favourite teacher. Will you mary me? 
Propose to a duck 
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*WARNING: Brace yourself.
“D-Duck Kun… is that you??” Of course, it was him. I’d recognize that carefully sculpted ducky face anywhere. It was Chad Duckington Quack Duck the Third, waddling over whilst inquisitively quaking. It was truly amazing when they insulted me for being an uncultured swine for daring to talk to the new guy in town, Goose-kun. However, I know my place now… by Duck-Kun’s side.
kneels down, tears in my eyes
“Duck-kun… w-would you marry me?”
Duck-Kun didn’t have time to respond as the FBI busted through the wall, handcuffing me.
“You’re under arrest, toots.”
I only got to see one google search result printed out on the paper as I was ushered out the door:
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“Oh foR FRI—”
Propose to an Oompalumpa.
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imbeingpaidmoneytodothis
hi oompalumpa, please don’t dance and sing when the divorce happens
will you sing at my funeral?
Propose to water
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Water, you’re so important in my life. Marry me?
Propose to food
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You’re an integral part of my survival, and I can’t imagine my life without you, because I’d be dead. Marry me?
Propose to the Pacific Ocean
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You’re doing a great job not putting out the flames here and contributing to climate change 
Marry meeee
Propose to your phone
I literally can’t live without you. Your my life. See, I did a mistake in spelling you’re as your and for that, I need you so I can google the correct spelling. Isn’t this, like, enough of a proposal? Marry me, b***h!
Propose to your… shampoo?
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I love the way you smell, will you marry me?
Propose to an alien
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Hi alien! I am tired of living and dealing with these emotional, hormonal and judgemental humans. Let’s get married, shall we?
Propose to cookies.
Cookies, you’re so delicious, I want to have you in my life forever. Will you marry me?
Propose to sleep
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