The puns thread

I don’t know in what category to put this thread…

THE PUNS THREAD

Heyy, there, for all the pusters out there, this is the thread for you. Feel free to post puns here and have fun!!

Here i gathered all the puns i created i say you click ;)

My favee one…

Go crazyy below, i am waiting.

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I hope I don’t get punnished for this :sunglasses:

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pshh nahh don’t warry :sunglasses:

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What’s a thief’s favourite color?

Steal

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Fur shore

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2 hole ours

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My h-artful onion.

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Where is Finnick?
Odair he is.

Only Hunger Games fans will understand this :upside_down_face:

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:joy::joy::joy:

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Oh god

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I wanted to tell an animal joke, but…

it’s irrelephant

What did the quarter say to the penny?

you don’t make much cents

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I was going to make a sodium joke…
but NA

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I bumped my neon a table :upside_down_face:

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:sunglasses::black_heart:

You know…What do you call a…There was—

I give up, I suck at puns. :seedling::clown_face::green_heart:

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Heyy Cara :grin:

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:scream: U a teabiscuit?
:sunglasses::black_heart: Yes
:wink: Gimme some gossip.
:upside_down_face: Gimme a treat.

:sunglasses::black_heart: No

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Well, that must have been the biggest fail the world has witnessed since the birth of @Mysterious_Tea :woman_facepalming::man_facepalming::orange_heart::clown_face:

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:laughing: Lmao.

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What kind of undershorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear :joy:

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Ohh :joy:

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