A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame. 
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
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Ooo this seems nice
I wonder how I’ve never come across this thread
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So many memories flooding back.
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I’ve lost my touch, I keep losing in table tennis 
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Where did your pet cat get its clothes?
From a CAT-alog.
You’ve CATto be KITTEN me right MEOW. -
When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way, it makes a EWE turn.
Quarantine’s got me feeling forever (M)alone
- My watch broke yesterday, but I guess every clock has its TIME.
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Bump! 
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane
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What do we call someone who makes a person eat only fruit?
Pear pressure
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Where do cows go on vacation? 
Moo York.
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What do unoriginal people have in common?
They all wannabe famous.
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Why couldn’t the child watch the movie about pirates?
Because it was rated Arr! 
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Bump!!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese 
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Got it from a commercial~ 
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That’s cool, at least they use good puns in certain ads 
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Yess 
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What happens when I get sunburnt? I get Pan seared!
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I have been summoned 
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