Welcome, everyone, to the best celebration of the year: @E_Bee and Shrek’s Wedding!
Such a lovely day for an amazing wedding for two incredible people. Congrats! 
I’m Aria, one of the wedding planners, and I welcome you to participate in this marvelous event.
Now, let’s get you settled in, shall we?
First of all, let me bring you to the venue.
Incredible places, right? Well, there’s more, speciality of @Eccentric
Hmm, there’s no sound… but, don’t worry, we can take care of that 
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Our amazing musicians @annsza and @mouschi have created a playlist for all of you to get the best experience. So please turn it up!!
You can join the discord server where we’ll be playing the playlist, but if you don’t have it, just listen on the links below! 
the onionest playlist 💚
https://youtu.be/GEo7W-uJNkc?list=PLmlpk63jdDMFjpOJy6fFBcGNIU_5SGF7C
discord server link for the jams 😎
Next we’ll introduce you to our bodyguards that will make sure that all of us are safe and sound. Here they are @idiot.exe, @passionfruit, and @mouschi.
And there’s actually wayyyy more where that came from, but we’ll catch up to that in its due time.
Now, here is the schedule we organized for the events!
The ogre schedule (please read!)💚
2020-07-05T20:00:00Z → 2020-07-05T20:30:00Z Welcome everyone!
2020-07-05T20:30:00Z → 2020-07-05T21:00:00Z The ceremony starts!!!
2020-07-05T21:00:00Z → 2020-07-05T21:15:00Z Let’s eat! 
2020-07-05T21:15:00Z → 2020-07-05T21:30:00Z Wedding’s gifts!!
2020-07-05T21:30:00Z to (until we are tired) let’s party
For the specifics, I’m passing the mic to @Oofalumpa
Hello there, broskis. I’m Oofalumpa, the other wedding planner, and I’ll be telling you guys the schedule for the ceremony and the order of events! Be sure to read through it so we’re all the sharpest tools in the shed. (Heh, get it? Because—)
Ceremony Schedule 😎
2020-07-05T20:00:00Z → 2020-07-05T21:00:00Z
•Processional
Usher takes everyone to their seats.
•Words of Welcome
(officiant)
•Opening remarks and Introduction
(officiant)
•Shrek and Bee Exchange Vows 
Self explanatory 
•Bee and Shrek exit to go to Recessional Venue
“Let’s Eat” in schedule; After party
Recessional (Let’s Eat!)
2020-07-05T21:00:00Z → 2020-07-05T21:30:00Z
•We head to the Recessional Venue
I’ll post the picture of the Venue when the time comes 
•Everyone shares their speeches.
Maid of honor, bridesmaids, etc.
•Cut the cake
(Maid of Honor introduces themself again and announces its time to cut the cake and call Bee and Shrek up)
•Everyone gives their gifts!
•Food is dispersed for 15 min as everyone talks.
The rest of the schedule continues as described.
Now, don’t ever think we would pull up to this wedding without looking snazzy as heck.
Thank you to our maid of honor @lailatypebeat, mansman @me, Best Man Fam @passionfruit, groomsman + Usher @Squishy, and etc for choosing outfits for your respective parties!
Big thank you as well to @himynameisaria and @Annsza for finding the perfect wedding dress for this occasion without drawing suspicion. (Probably)
Now, of course we couldn’t forget about our special guests list!! All of the ones who are reading this are invited but here are the people who were sent invitations as we were sure would they would want to take part in this event!
Special guests 💚
Lastly, a big thank you to all the ones in Utensil Cult that made this possible. Without you guys this couldn’t have happened! 
You're amazing guys 💚
-Thanks to @Oofalumpa for Cake, rings, mansman outfits, [Making the thread, Mansman speech].
-Thanks to @Mouschi for Flowers, Bridesmaid speech, Entertainment, Playlist (for music)
-Thanks to @Eccentric for (Decorations), Groomsman speech
-Thanks to @Annsza for the Entertainment, Playlist (for music), Wedding Dress, Bridesmaid speech
-Thanks to @Squishy for (Invitations, Groomsman speech, usher)
-Thanks to @Idiot.exe for (Officiant)
-Thanks to @lailatypebeat for (Best Man/Fam outfits, Bridesmaid outfits, Maid of honor speech)
-@himynameisaria (Womanswoman speech), (food) [Wedding Dress, Making the thread
That’s all folks, please make sure you read all of this. This took us a lot of time and we want Bee to have the best wedding possible!
Thank you all for participating!!
