Sun sounds like a villain before it strikes an apocalypse.
Mercury sounds like a scary horror movie.
Venus kinda sounds like a loud blare from the trains at railway station.
Earth sounds like a traffic filled windy day in a cosmopolitan city.
Mars sounds like someone coming downstairs with luggage.
Jupiter sounds like another R-rated horror movie with paranormal effects (it’s most prolly cuz its a gas giant and upon closer inspection it might sound like a toilet flush also).
Saturn sounds likes the screeching of metro train tires when it just comes to a stop on a rail track.
Uranus sounds like another horror film from the 1990s.
Neptune feels like aliens gonna abduct me any minute for their humanity-gene-related experiments
Pluto kinda sounds like chruch bells coming from a church during a Mass.