I feel like they’re less creepy than other spiders
a pet anaconda
My anaconda don’t-runs away screaming
A tarantula
Or a pigeon. Pigeons are both evil and bloody terrifying
I can’t think of a pet I wouldn’t want to have…Australian Funnel Web Spider, probably. They’re one of the deadliest spiders in the world.
don’t want a spider
Actually, it’s only German cockroaches that are nasty. Madagascar hissing roaches are pretty cool. They’re herbivores so they don’t carry diseases. And rats are usually very clean too. You can get them at pet stores.
How can you say no to that face?
I actually want hissing roaches.
Hissing cockroaches
What.
Begone evil
Not today satan
Dear god please blur that image
Hissing cockroaches are also horrible
And pet rats are different from general rats
Sorry, will do.
Yeah, you’re right. I don’t like city rats.
That thing is terrifying.
I mean, if I saw one in the wild, I’d run screaming.
Oh, anything venomous. Definitely not. I’m not looking to die.
Insects, bugs, spiders, snakes
Like please no…