Lol, this is probably a weird thing to ask, but…
What was the last thing you said out loud to someone, and why?
The last thing I said out loud was to my brother, “You’re a big meanie.” I said that to him because he claimed he ate all the Doritos. 
(He actually didn’t)
So, what was the last thing that you said out loud to someone? 
You don’t have to share if you don’t want to, obviously. 
“Do you need anything?” I was checking up on someone in my family
Stop saying it’s 12 when it’s half past 11!!!
My parents love to exaggerate things.
Omg same lol
“Goodnight, love you.” Saying goodnight to my mom
I had rather not say that word here 
…cause swearing is not allowed
“Direkt da hinten.”, I told a person where the train station is, because all humans always ask me when they need help 
“Oh. That sucks.”
My sister was telling me the wifi was down, and because I’m a sick boi I’ve had no contact with the outside world today
“Did the light go out in your room again?”
I said that to my mom because she has this lightbulb that just goes out at random times for some unknown reason.
Coming to think about it…I don’t think I said anything since the morning.
“No, I’m ok, I just tripped over a box.”
Moving is a joy.
“No, she comes back as a spirit. Not a corpse, that would be- weird. Yeah.”
Explaining to my friend the story I’m working on
Which one is it?
The new one for a writer’s contest on the other forums.
Evil spirit, revenge, suspicious wife, curious PI, betrayal, ambition, death, murder, tragedy. Almost everyone dies. The end.
Ooh, I wanna read that.
You like sad endings?
I don’t mind them. 
Didn’t you see my screenshots on Instagram?
I did, they were really interesting!
I try to come up with good captions…