“Night, mate.”
I called my friend to say “g’night 
.”
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i cAAAAAAAAAAn’t
me to my mum this morning when she told me to wake up 
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“Ok…”
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“can I have fiiiiiive more minutes’ 
me begging to sleep in for five minutes
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Me every morning 
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Bye!
Me saying bye to one of my friends
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How do people still talk with me?!
Me complaining about how high my voice is 
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“Thank you, Mom. I appreciate you not breathing down my neck for studying or doing any of your chores around the house.”
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“F*ck!” [I spilled tea. (the drink)]
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“I bought already popped popcorn”
Because my mom asked why there was a piece of popcorn on the kitchen floor.
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“Once I go to a concert, I’ll be fully emo! And I’m gonna wear black all the time.”
Me when Ron announced that MCR would be having a concert in New York at Park Place. I really wanna go!
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“Τάι-Τάι!”
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“Please God, don’t let me fail this Physics exam!”
Of course, if God listens to me…
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(God is the one who listens to your prayers, but decides to ignore them )
“Stop reading so loudly!”
Don’t ask why lmao
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“Ok, I’ll leave so you can do your work in peace.”
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“No… I thought it was something else before seeing that…”
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“I’m fricken pissed off and now have no time to bake.”
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“Where’s my phone?”
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“No, thanks.”
My mom asked me if I wanted to go with her to pick up my brother from his chess class.
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