“I like these cereal, they taste good”
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“wow, shade”
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“Stop messaging me or I’ll block you.”
My brother was spamming me lol
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“Oh, I’m going to type this on the thread, what I’m saying right now.”
I was talking and then read the title of this thread and then said that, talking about what I was going to type lol
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“Throwing shade I see.”
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“i decline”
“What’s for dinner?” 
“Eyelash!”
“How are you doing?”
“just a minute”
“I have no idea”
“no’mas” to my mom after annoying her
I said goodnight in russian 
“Do you like my books?” - said to my dad about an hour ago
I said good night to my parents 
“I’mma go pee”
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Bye 
Si traigo brassiere AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You want me to let you in on a little secret?
I don’t
“its on the toilet seat”
because my mom is handwashing some clothes-
“That’s a big-@ss spanking-paddle” 
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