What's the Dumbest thing a teacher has ever said to you?

" If you dont get this lesson right, you won’t get a good job in life. " Said the horrible Substitute.
The lesson was coding.
Coding in Scratch.
I could write a long list of jobs that don’t require you to complete some random ass coding sheet on Scratch.
But I’m too lazy to so uh, I guess this’ll do :stuck_out_tongue:

Might I add that she said this in front of 9 year olds. Saying stuff like that can be really hurtful but we just made fun of her lmao.

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My sub which we had yesterday was ugh.

She threatened to look us all up on social media, as well as our parents and message them about our bad behavior… Because apparently we were bullying her? You must think I’m stupid, you guys are bullying me. I have a house, 2 kids and a masters- Omg like why. B- like why? She follows one kid’s mom online and she starts being like: Your mom’s Eva right? And to another kid, who was defending a boy who had a disformity that she was picking on and mocking his stuttering she said, You go to ___ for vacation, you had your birthday at ___ every year, and you live in _____. SHE FOLLOWS HIM AND HIS MOM ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND STARTED APOUTING OUT PERSONAL INFO.

Lile a bunch of kids reported her and she got fired before 9th period so… :dancer::dancer:

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‘tHe bELL dOeSn’T dIsMiSs yOu, i dO’.

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I’m always like: what’s the bell for then? A friendly reminder?

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It’s actually so annoyinggggg.

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‘ThE eArTH iS fLAt’.

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Lmao.

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“You learnt this last year. Come on!”

Last year: “You’ll learn this next year, let’s move on to a new topic.”

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#teachinghacks

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I remember in secondary school, this teacher who acted like an overbearing mother generalising boys saying that they are very likely to take a girl’s virginity and I’m like wtf! She made a huge deal about guys & girls being friends with each other without catching feelings.

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There was this one cover teacher and she put a word problem up on the board. Then said to me “what’s the answer?” So naturally I was like lol whut not because I wasn’t listening but because it’s not the kind of problem you can figure out within 3 seconds then she was all like “do you speak English?” “Are you in the same room?” To which I replied “ummmm” she got so mad :joy:

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How many periods you got?!

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I would do that, too. I would also possibly say f u but in a different language :nerd_face:

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My music teacher used to get angry with a chair… She even got it outside of the classroom once.
She didn’t say it, but it was weird. She was not okay mentally either way…

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I don’t think one excludes the other. I know people who believe both.

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I remember once I used my phone to log in Episode forum (like 2 minutes before the break), my teacher asked me if I have got a boyfriend, when claiming that she asked me this becuase she “saw me smiling”. What-? :neutral_face::neutral_face::expressionless::expressionless:
How did you come to that conclusion? How? :woman_facepalming:t4::woman_facepalming:t4::woman_facepalming:t4::woman_facepalming:t4:

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It goes 1, 2 , 3, 4/5, 6/7, Lunch, 9th and Studyhall

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…what?

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That just… that isn’t acceptable like I smile at my phone all the time

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Well, I don’t. So I don’t know what smile she saw :neutral_face:

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