HOW THE ACTUAL FORK DOES THIS PLACE NOT HAVE A WOULD YOU RATHER THREAD?! I am disappointed. Well, here we go.
Rules: All you have to do is ask someone a simple would you rather question, like, “Would you rather bake a family member or eat them raw?”
Then the next person answers and gives their reply.
Example:
Person 1: “Would you rather eat your arm or all of your hair?”
Person 2: “eEwwwWwwww All my hair! Would YOU rather eat dirt or grass…?”
This game is going to get crazy I can already tell…
I’ll start us off, Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?
Freeze to death, don’t ask me why 
Would you rather kill a unicorn or eat @potato?
Oof your totally right it’s weird that this forum, didn’t have a would you rather game before, but there is a This or that game which has a similar concept
Eat a potato definitely, so you better beware when the time comes @potato 
Would you rather never be able to hear or never be able to see?
Oh… Oh no…
I would rather eat @kiwi 
Would you rather live in complete darkness or somewhere super bright ( Like blindingly bright )
Complete darkness, I could always turn on a light or something
Would you rather live in your worst nightmare or have to kill a person each week?
Kill a person each week 
Would you rather be in prison for a year or be held hostage for a year?
Be in prison for a year
Would you rather vomit the whole day or have your stomach ache for the whole day?
Have my stomach ache for the whole day
Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or a broken elevator?
Broken elevator
Would you rather sing or rap in public?
Having already sung in public before I choose singing ! Seeing as my rap skills are the worst 
Would you rather win the lottery or find true love?
Find true love
Would you rather be an immortal commoner or be a king/queen with a short life?
Immortal commoner.
Would you rather work at a job that pays $100 and enjoy it, or have a job that pays $100 000 and hate it?
Well as long as I’m not homeless because of it , I will take the job I will enjoy the most.
Would you rather erase your most embarrassing memory or see the most embarrassing memory of someone you hate the most?
Erase my most embarrassing moment.
Would you rather visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?
100 years of the future.
Would you rather be a farm animal or a wild animal in your next life?
Wild animal
Would you rather leave the forums or have a fight with your best friend?
Fight is temporary, leaving is permenant.
So, I’d rather pick a fight.
Would you rather be a triple or raise three triples?
I’d rather be a triplet.
Would you rather only be able to say your name, or only be able to speak one word every hour? ( Discluding sign language and other ways of communication, there’s no way out! )