Id smear makeup on my face and pretend the groom was an affair
Play rick-roll song on the huge stereo when no one’s looking.
Get a small child to go up to the groom and say “Dad?”
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“YOU’RE MARRYING YOUR FATHER/BROTHER!”
Boom.
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I’ll take that
and raise you “Jezebel’s mom shows up” @Littlefeets
or or or
Val: Twin sister ends up being alive and marrying the groom instead 
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N O
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i joke i joke
but imagine if he’s been married to Veronica this entire time 
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The fact that she wouldn’t have minded doing that to spite
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In my Discord RP the fiance of the MC is exposed by the MC’s friends as an abusive scheming scumbag, on a projector with a recording initially set up as a wedding video
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Scream bloody murder and then high-tail it out of there with the rings I stole from the ring-bearer.
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Ideas:
- Yell “fire!”
- Walk down the aisle before the bride, in a wedding gown. With enough setup before hand, the actual walking down the aisle would only take like ten seconds.
- Get in the middle of a very prominent wedding photo- like sit in front of the photographer or something.
- Ask loudly to use the bathroom in the middle of the ceremony- or ask where the bathroom is.
- Show up nude
- Loudly object
- Ruin prominent photos by violently inserting yourself and taking the pictures yourself.
- Bring 20 uninvited guests.
- Start a fire
- Get the pastor drunk.
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Or even better, take the cake hostage and resell it to the guests for like 20 bucks a slice.
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Wear not only white…but the exact same dress as the bride and look prettier in it.
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Hi! Thank you for this topic.
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Eat the cake
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Scream your apologies for crying after sleeping with either the bride or groom the night before.
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Release a bird or squirrel into the hall
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“Wait, you knew about the other fiancé, right?”