Fast food hates my body too, he goes around everyone being abusive honestly
My love affair with fast food burgers doesn’t help. I’m stuck
I thought he was always really nice to me. I guess he’s just an abusive person that should be left alone
Salad loves me but I’m not sure if I’m ready to love her back yet
I can motorboat a salad any day but it’ll always be the side piece
Does that mean you and @ShanniiWrites are cheating on each other with fast food?
The only relationship this Teabiscuit has is with…chocolate.
It’s more of a poly thing
Broccoli is so disgustingly rude to me
We enjoy the foods together
Deluge should tell you about the last time we indulged in Miss Salmon together
A night to remember
Threesome?
yes.
Ohhhh yeahhhh
Fun
Nutella always whispers in my ear so sweetly but then he’s gone and I just feel bad afterwards
Taco Bell is so nice to me and apparently to these people also.
Aka Tyler Joseph from Twenty One Pilots
Nutella is a notorious womaniser
Whereas Mr Mushroom will always be my friends with benefits
I caught Mr Mushroom eating a dead thing once