Your Relationship With Food

Fast food hates my body too, he goes around everyone being abusive honestly

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My love affair with fast food burgers doesn’t help. I’m stuck

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I thought he was always really nice to me. I guess he’s just an abusive person that should be left alone

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Salad loves me but I’m not sure if I’m ready to love her back yet

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I can motorboat a salad any day but it’ll always be the side piece

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Does that mean you and @ShanniiWrites are cheating on each other with fast food?

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The only relationship this Teabiscuit has is with…chocolate. :innocent:

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It’s more of a poly thing

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Broccoli is so disgustingly rude to me

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We enjoy the foods together :eyes:

Deluge should tell you about the last time we indulged in Miss Salmon together

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A night to remember

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Threesome?

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yes. :heart_eyes::heart:

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Ohhhh yeahhhh

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Fun

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Nutella always whispers in my ear so sweetly but then he’s gone and I just feel bad afterwards

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Taco Bell is so nice to me and apparently to these people also.


Aka Tyler Joseph from Twenty One Pilots
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Nutella is a notorious womaniser

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Whereas Mr Mushroom will always be my friends with benefits

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I caught Mr Mushroom eating a dead thing once

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