Who’s your food waifu or hasubando or nongenderspecific partner and why?
I love salmon because salmon loves my tummy and I can eat Miss Salmon on Fridays. That is not an innuendo at all, you dirty people.
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I would do bad, bad things to a strawberry cheesecake from Iceland.
Oh and cucumber is my hot daddy husbando
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Not to brag or anything but my relationship with waffles is pretty strong because they don’t argue back when I yell at them.
I mean what?
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My relationship with…tea is strong because I like bitter teas sometimes 
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I like fruity tea but what type of tea are we talking about? Drama or actual tea? I never know these days
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How about I make a topic about food relationships for us? 
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Actual tea. I’m rarely ever involved in drama, and I don’t like it. 
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My relationship with cheesecake is debaucherous and scandelous. Filthy and exotic. I make nuns scream and devil’s cry
Mm. Strawberries.
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Cheesecake is actually delicious. I ate some yesterday.
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Then pancakes can just leap out of the picture
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I have a weird relationship with cupcakes. I love eating them, but when I have too much I think ack, this is too sweet.
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I love fast food, but fast food doesn’t love my body and I’m sad
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I hate bananas, but this song just can’t get out of my head.
Banana, banana.
Ooh, banana,
you gotta be my princess
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Fast food is being really rude to you. I think you should sever ties with them if they’re hating you for your body
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I feel like you need to clarify: the shop or the country?
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Banananananannaananas are disgusting
I would say rap snacks but they’re my child. But at the moment I’m married to mozzarella sticks but my side piece is hot Cheetos 
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It’s definitely an abusive relationship but I just can’t seem to get away!
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Yes
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@ChaoticDeluge should give fast food a piece of his mind
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