Hi dorian in 2031, some questions
- You actually followed the rules? what the hell?
- You know the whole point of “keep them away from each other for a week” is so the future bride and groom don’t… have sex and I mean, I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure you and Jess have had sex before.
- Your kid is like 1ish now right? She knows some words? What are her favorites?
- Do you play tag with her a lot?
- How fast is she?
- DID YOU ALMOST DROP HER?
- So you’re getting married tomorrow… how are you feeling?
- How has the last week been without your fiance at night?
- Miss Shay? You haven’t had her for a few days right?
- SO it’s been a week since you’ve had sex? Craaaazy.
- How was playing tag with Shay? Who won?
- Who won the bet? Jess right?
- Your kid realllyyyy cried just to say HI
You notice that it’s kinda like what you and jess did with the hi’s or do you think it’s just a coincidence
- Is shay the fastest human alive? If she is - how did you catch her?
- Thoughts about Shay pulling both you and Jess to the bed to cuddle?