Jez is sooooo confused
Jez and Mikel started after Christmas break senior year, (after Jez had gone to Paris with Candice, Val, and I donāt know who else) aside from kissing at the first party of senior year.
And at the point Val was 15, Jez and Jordan were still dating.
yeah⦠but Danielās? Dude, that man hates my guts more than anyone does
Yes Daniel Parkerās
And you have 3 girls and one boy
Soooooo confused. And depending on when in the year these questions are being asked, (like if itās closer to when she turned 16 or closer to her 17th birthday) cause if itās closer to her 16th birthday she wouldnāt have even thought there was a possibility her and Jordan could ever not be together
Wonāt tell you why, Iām just telling you itās going to happen so you should mentally prepare
You know Sadie? Jordan and her will end up together
She kinda looks like you doesnāt she?
Mmhm
Yes Dan will hate your guts and make your life hell like youāre someone who owes him a favor
Weāll, youāre going to fck a guy named Kai
No no
Jess is going to die when sheās 18
Itās true
ā⦠There is not a monster in his mouth.ā
āThatās exactly what Iām doing.ā
āThatās funny. I know some people that donāt like birds, I donāt see why this is important now?ā
āKids want to eat everything they get ahold of but I miss mom too.ā
āVery random first words⦠But yes.ā
āI donāt know what you mean? Of course I love my son and I am giving him attention.ā
āI have the cutest kids, yes.ā
āThatās not the kind of drama I like. Uhm⦠no, thanks?ā
That wasnāt what I said
IS TOO
Itās white
And it hurts
No no no
Not good food
But good food
Like Jessā version of good
Kids are just tired of your food and are trying to get good milk
Not random when you know about his plan to get rid of the new babies
Not enough
āThereās nothing I can do about it. Heās fine.ā
āSometimes they need to have good good foodā¦ā
āTheyāre nooooot.ā
āIām sure heās not planning to get rid of his siblings. Heās a baby.ā
bad dad
Ew
Yes sir
You say that but heās already gotten rid of all the baby storks
SEE?

Wonāt tell you why, Iām just telling you itās going to happen so you should mentally prepare
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
I donāt believe that.
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You know Sadie? Jordan and her will end up together
She kinda looks like you doesnāt she?
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
Who? I donāt know anyone named Sadie, let alone one that looks anything like me.
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Yes Dan will hate your guts and make your life hell like youāre someone who owes him a favor
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
What makes you so sure?
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Weāll, youāre going to fck a guy named Kai
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
Well I donāt plan on it.
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Jess is going to die when sheās 18
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
What the hell? You canāt be see serious.
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Hey Kai, you met and were arrested with a girl named Jessica right? Thoughts about her?
Malachi
Thatās right, and she seems cool. Hanging out with her made the night a lot better than I had planned on it being, and it was nice to just relax and have fun.

Did you know she was the one you were supposed to go on a date with before she said no?
Malachi
I didnāt know it was her until after we started talking.

Thoughts about her⦠accent?
Malachi
Terrible. Absolutely awful. My mom and her whole side of the family, and my cousin, are all from London. I can fake a British accent better than that.

- Okay letās cut the bs, how quickly did you know that she was an imposter?
- The real Jessica is her friend
Malachi
I knew she wasnāt a Brit after just a few minutes, and later she told me who she actually was, and that Jessica was actually her friend. I knew things were off, but I didnāt know much of anything about Jessica beforehand to have been able to say she wasnāt Jessica at first.

Did you meet the real Jessica? Like she did bail you out of jail
Malachi
I did not meet the real Jessica, but Jezebel told me that she had been the one to bail us both out.

I donāt believe that.
Why not? Is it so hard to believe that Jordan Williams will hate you for a decade?

Jezebel:
Who? I donāt know anyone named Sadie, let alone one that looks anything like me.
Well, do yourself a favor, and keep an eye out for a āSadie Monroeā.

What makes you so sure?
Because Iāve witnessed it happen. Heāll hate you⦠for lying to him for years about being is sister.

Well I donāt plan on it.
For now. Wait a year.

What the hell? You canāt be see serious.
Very serious. You should say your goodbyes.

Thatās right, and she seems cool. Hanging out with her made the night a lot better than I had planned on it being, and it was nice to just relax and have fun.
- How long has it been since you have āhad funā and ārelaxedā?
- So originally, when your parents had told you that they were setting you up on a date with a āJessica Pierceā what was going through your mind?
- What went through your mind when you heard that Jessica had practically cancelled the date a few days before the event - even though she was still attending?
- Have you ever seen a picture of āJessica Pierceā the girl you were supposed to go on a date with?
- Did you know Jessica has met your little sister before?
- Did you get fake Jessicaās number?
- Will you contact her again? I mean, she was kinda hot right? And the sex wasnāt bad?
- How did you two end up having sex

I didnāt know it was her until after we started talking.
- What went through your mind when she introduced herself as Jessica?
- Did you mention the date you two had? She likely wouldnāt have had any idea about it likely since real jess didnāt give her much info about the trade. Basically told her just to say ābloody hellā every now and again and make up some crazy story and sheād be fine

Terrible. Absolutely awful. My mom and her whole side of the family, and my cousin, are all from London. I can fake a British accent better than that.
oh jezā¦
- Are you attracted to foreign accents?
- Please⦠fake a British accent⦠right nowā¦

I knew she wasnāt a Brit after just a few minutes, and later she told me who she actually was, and that Jessica was actually her friend. I knew things were off, but I didnāt know much of anything about Jessica beforehand to have been able to say she wasnāt Jessica at first.
- What was the final straw that made you realize she wasnāt a brit?
- You say you didnāt know much - like⦠idk⦠skin tone⦠but what did you know?

I did not meet the real Jessica, but Jezebel told me that she had been the one to bail us both out.
- Were you curious to meet her?
- Were you curious to what she was up to while leaving her friend at the party? Iāll tell you it has something to do with Walmart, a ballgown, and a splash of kidnapping and escaping.
- You should pay her back, for bail I mean.
and also fcking her life over in the future.Though we all know that after you two start dating, Jess would never let you pay

How long has it been since you have āhad funā and ārelaxedā?
Malachi
Iām honestly not sure.

So originally, when your parents had told you that they were setting you up on a date with a āJessica Pierceā what was going through your mind?
Malachi
I was surprised at first, surprised that they actually set me up, but I was just going to deal with whatever it all turned out to be.

What went through your mind when you heard that Jessica had practically cancelled the date a few days before the event - even though she was still attending?
Malachi
I wasnāt exactly sure how to react. I was curious why she cancelled, but I was also glad in a way to have more flexibility with the night and not have to have a date.

Have you ever seen a picture of āJessica Pierceā the girl you were supposed to go on a date with?
Malachi
I have not.

Did you know Jessica has met your little sister before?
Malachi
What, how?

Did you get fake Jessicaās number?
Malachi
I did get Jezebelās number.

Will you contact her again? I mean, she was kinda hot right? And the sex wasnāt bad?
Malachi
Iāll most likely contact her again. I suppose weāll see. She is attractive, and the sex wasnāt bad at all.

How did you two end up having sex
Malachi
We were both drunk. We were drinking we got arrested, but then we had more after we were bailed out, so some parts of the night are a little fuzzy. It mightāve been after we were doing Never Have I Ever? Iām not entirely sure, that was before we got arrested, and I think we continued it after. Iām fairly certain thatās when I kissed her, and it went from there.

What went through your mind when she introduced herself as Jessica?
Malachi
I wondered why she had cancelled in the first place, and I was curious what more there was to her.

Did you mention the date you two had? She likely wouldnāt have had any idea about it likely since real jess didnāt give her much info about the trade. Basically told her just to say ābloody hellā every now and again and make up some crazy story and sheād be fine
Malachi
Iām not sure, if I directly mentioned it or not.

Are you attracted to foreign accents?
Malachi
I havenāt put that much thought into being attracted to them or not, but I do like accents.

Please⦠fake a British accent⦠right nowā¦
Malachi
Really?
Mum and uncle Maxwell both say I can speak like a Brit quite well, for an American at least. Akielah can fake the accent bloody well, but she can never keep it up for long.

What was the final straw that made you realize she wasnāt a brit?
Malachi
Have you listened to the girl try to fake the accent? You know how it sounds when a kid is playing around pretending to be fancy or even pretending to be British? Think of something like that and that would be Jezebel at her best. If she strings together more than a few words at a time you can tell itās fake.

You say you didnāt know much - like⦠idk⦠skin tone⦠but what did you know?
Malachi
I knew her name, that sheās from London, that she is my age, but thatās really it.

Were you curious to meet her?
Malachi
I was.

Were you curious to what she was up to while leaving her friend at the party? Iāll tell you it has something to do with Walmart, a ballgown, and a splash of kidnapping and escaping.
Malachi
I was curious about that too. And how⦠really?

You should pay her back, for bail I mean.
and also fcking her life over in the future.Though we all know that after you two start dating, Jess would never let you pay
Malachi
If I ever have the chance to, Iāll see about making sure she gets paid back. And what are you talking about?

Why not? Is it so hard to believe that Jordan Williams will hate you for a decade?
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
Why would I believe that my boyfriend is going to hate me? Thereās no reason why he would.
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Well, do yourself a favor, and keep an eye out for a āSadie Monroeā.
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
Sure, whatever.
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Because Iāve witnessed it happen. Heāll hate you⦠for lying to him for years about being is sister.
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
What, how do you⦠I⦠its probably better if he just doesnāt know. Weāre close like family should be, but we can just keep being best friends. As if I didnāt know either.
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For now. Wait a year.
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
I still donāt understand why youāre set on this.
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Very serious. You should say your goodbyes.
[color= #049fe0]Jezebel:
Is there something wrong with Jess that I should know about?
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