Well, did I forget to mention that you two are going to break up soon?.. oops.
Totally meant to mention that you two are going to break up soon
Woooow whatever? You could ask Daniel to look her up. She exists, I promise. Blonde Hair, is going to be a cheerleader. And the worst part is she’s so sweet that you can’t even hate her, jez.
Of course, but when blue royalty asks you to reveal it… you’re going to sweetie. Anything for the game, right?
No no, nothing
Just know that she’s going to die
Her heart will stop, and she will be pronounced dead at 2:21 PM.
Why were you surprised that they would set you up? Would it surprise you that your dad had nothing to do with it? Or if he did, he didn’t know it was Jessica Pierce or he would have never in a million years set you up with her?
Did you really care about it though? I mean, yay - random girl who you didn’t want to go on a date with in the first place cancelled.
Random: Do you know a Yara Keller?
How are you and your cousin, Val? Did you know Jez knows Val? Jess also knows Val.
At an airport and they talked
Oh and she met your little brother before and gave him ice cream
Good for you
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh Jez… you’d think with your bestie you would have picked up on stuff
Semantics. Just know that Jessica Pierce has 9 lives.
Oh… did I not mention that in the future, you and Jessica Pierce will date for real?.. well real for Jessica but fake for you… I should mention that huh?
Hey Dan, so you know how on Valentine’s Day during senior year when you and Jez weren’t speaking, and you accidentally called her instead of Jess. Have you made a superior version of Alexa yet that can actually tell when you’re talking about Jez or Jess?
“You are really asking me that? Of course I bloody made a better alexa, his name is Jarvis 2.0 and he works with me in my… you know what, you’re not classified to know where I put Jarvis 2.0. But yes, yes I made a better fcking alexa. But no, its not being sold to the public… yet.”
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Ethan stop stealing all the attention. I’m cuter than you.”[/color]
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Mom, they are all running away! Take me with you!”[/color]
[color="lightsteelblue”]”DON’T DROP ME.”[/color]
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Dan is okay but he is NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ME.”[/color]
[color="lightsteelblue”]”It’s okay dad.”[/color] ”I tried to tell mom but she wasn’t listening! When will she realizes I’m her smartest son?”
[color="lightsteelblue”]”No! I’m cute and need attention.”[/color]
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Oooh you look pretty.”[/color]
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Thanks, I do look good, and I like to live on the wild side, you should try it too Lexie.”[/color]
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Where is the best dad in the word aka my dad?”[/color] ”I’ll take you to them dad IF you trade me for Ethan.”
, she’s a nugget