[color="lightsteelblue”]”You think you and I deserve a boys night?”[/color] [color="steelblue”]”Baaabbmbmaa.”[/color] [color="lightsteelblue”]”Watching soccer, eating burgers AND DRINKING? Woah sloooow down, you know you’re still too young?”[/color] [color="steelblue”]”Abllabl-”[/color] [color="lightsteelblue”]”NO, no, I don’t want to hear it! No drinking! How many times-”[/color] [color="steelblue”]”AMMMAMABL.”[/color] ”HOW dare you talk back to me?!” Laughter filled the room as Dori’s hands found the perfect tickle spot on his son’s tummy. Son. Yes, Dori had a son! Son who’s first words will NOT be mama! You hear that Jess? You can try all you want but that is not. going. to. happen. Now let me translate and explain what was happening right over here since some of you still don’t believe Dori can understand his babies…
[color="lightsteelblue”]”You think you and I deserve a boys night?”[/color] [color="steelblue”]”OOOH BOYS NIGHT! You’re the best dad, you know exactly what I need. We’re going to watch soccer, eat burgers and drink beer.”[/color] [color="lightsteelblue”]”Watching soccer, eating burgers AND DRINKING? Woah sloooow down, you know you’re still too young?”[/color] [color="steelblue”]” Excuse me, dear father!? Me? Still too young? We are going to drink.”[/color] [color="lightsteelblue”]”NO, no, I don’t want to hear it! No drinking! How many times-”[/color] [color="steelblue”]”HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I AM NOT TOO YOUNG.”[/color] ”HOW dare you talk back to me?!” Simple as that.
While Jess was out with their little girls, Dori was left alone with their little boy and currently they were laying in Dori’s bed, just chatting like sons and fathers usually do. He could finally tell you he’s never been happier and anyone could see that just by looking at his face when he was around his family - not only did he have the perfect wife, perfect two little girls but now a perfect son? Could it get any better than this? [color="steelblue”]”Ammmabala.”[/color] ” Alright, you want me to call mom and see what she says? Alright, we will do that.” Now what he’s also been grateful for is Jess picking up her phone before it cuts off. Yes, she was learning and Dori couldn’t be prouder. He didn’t have to worry if something happened to her whenever she wouldn’t answer or worse, whenever her phone was dead.
[color="lightsteelblue”]”Hey love, can you do me a favor before you come back?”[/color] He started as soon as he heard her voice, his smile growing even bigger if that was possible at this point. [color="lightsteelblue”]”Listen, I don’t know what got into our son but he’s been asking me for beer aaaaall day, you know how kids are… I suggested we have a good old chill boys night and CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HE SAID? No, you don’t have to guess because I’m going to tell you- of course he said he wants to watch soccer and eat burgers, he is just smart like that but beer??? Jess, he said he wants beer! Of course, don’t worry, I said no we can’t do that, you’re still too young but the audacity of this boy-”[/color] [color="steelblue”]”BLLLALMAL.”[/color] [color="lightsteelblue”]”DID YOU HEAR THAT? He’s trying to take the phone from me and convince you he’s old enough to drink! Listen, listen…”[/color] Putting his phone on speakerphone he now completely shifted his attention to little Aidan. [color="lightsteelblue”]”Tell mommy what you told me, cmon, don’t be afraid now.”[/color] [color="steelblue”]”Bmbmaa.”[/color] ”DID YOU hear that Jess?! Now he says I’m lying!”
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just good old times