“I’ll cheer to that,” he quietly said and pushed the bottle over to her, she picked it up and drank from it, the bitter liquor burning down her throat, but she didn’t mind. ”Hell yeah” she agreed and put the bottle down pushing it back to him.
“They were contenders, but I ended up settling on the University of Oxford, back in England. Jessica’s headed there and someone needs to take care of her,”
Thats really sweet of you” she said with a light smile. One could say many Bad things about Daniel Parker but the way he cared for his friends and family and do pretty much everything for them, was always something Valerie appreciated about him. She didn’t even need to be one of them to know that she just knew the people themselves and they seemed to love Daniel, which was nice. ”Though I’m pretty sure Jessica can take care of herself” she added with a subtle snorted chuckle
"You remember Jess right? She’s about to hate me because I fcked up, I always f- up"*
Remember her is quite an understatement when talking about her thoughts and memories regarding Jessica, but surprisingly Daniel didn’t know that considering he knows pretty much everything, and it wasn’t something she was going to talk about, especially not to someone who is basically Jessica’s best friend. ”Yeah of course” she said with a light singular nod ”How could I forget” she added and listened as he said he fcuked up, ”What did you do?” she asked, even though she wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t tell her ”I’m sure she’ll forgive you at some point even if it’s bad, it’s Jessica you guys are inseparable” she added with a small smile
”Oh god” she started laughing as Daniel told her about the tickets for beauty and the beast on ice ”That it some weird obsession I swear to god” she shook her head
“I have to ask, did he call you Val or did he call you Belle in bed? Because there are some lines you shouldn’t cross,”
”Both” she said ”the first time I corrected him it was even before we got to his room, but that’s when it got weird” she shook her head
"Anyways, Beauty and the Beast was kind of a fcked up movie anyways so I wouldn’t lose sleep over never being able to watch it again. I mean the whole premise is the beast kidnaps her to make her fall in love with him. Kinda bs if you ask me. At least Mulan is badass."*
”Mulan is awesome I agree. Though Aladdin was always on the top for me” she said
“Oh you win. Without a doubt. That sounds traumatizing.”
She smirked and picked up the bottle ”Traumatized until this day” She said and drank from it, before putting it back down
”He does its so unfair” she said in response to Daniel’s comment on Mario and Luigi ”What an outrage” she shook her head ”I can find the recording if you want, I sure made some good arguments” she chuckled
“Alright, but I swear Val, you can’t search this up. Two years ago Jessica and I made a bet about who could dance better so I hacked us as contestants into this old show called Lip Sync Battle that only aired in Canada and I did a rendition of Umbrella by Rihanna in fishnets and leather. I was drunk out of my mind and have absolutely no idea what I was doing - but Jess and I are now famous in Canada if that tells you anything,”
Lip sync. She raised her brow intrigued as he told her about it . ”Oh my god” she said and stopped herself from laughing ”you on heels lip syncing to Rihanna. That, is, p e r f e c t i o n.” she said empathizing each one of the last three words.
“I know what you’re thinking. I’m riding on the fact that you’ll be too drunk to remember I told you this,”
”Very certified genius of you” she said with a small smirk
“Funniest untrue rumor you’ve heard about yourself recently?”
She thought and listened as he told her about the rumor the freshmans started on him
“Oh may gawd, Did you know what Daniel did today. He broke Emma and Jake up. OMG they were supposed to be together forever but like apparently he paid Emma to break up with Jake and date Adam. ADAM. Of all people. Ugh whatever,”
”Are you sure you’re not a Valley girl in disguise?” she raised her brow at his impression **”That’s
“They also think I have something to do with tictok not getting banned, but I can’t take credit for that one,”
”That’s just so weird” she rolled her eyes *”High school kids would literally believe anything” she said
”Not sure about funny, but last year there was a rumor about me that I was supposed to repeat junior year and the only reason I’m a senior is because joined a threesome with the headmaster and his wife.” she said and shook her head with a partial face palm and a small smile ”I’d stay in high school forever and not do that he’s like 70. And that mole” she said and shivered in disgust
”Okay, hmmm, worst date” she said and thought of an answer
”Mine is not that bad but it’s what I could come up with. It was in one of the of the times I visited London, I went on a date with this guy I met and it was like all fun and stuff, we went to a party and he got wasted, lost his wallet and started losing his sh!t freaking out. Eventually he got kicked out and threw up on the bouncer, I just took an Uber and vanished, never spoke to him again” she said and shook her head