“Hey I’m not such a monster… only sometimes”
A hearty laugh left his lips at the phrase. In honesty, that was probably Daniel Parker’s motto. Daniel Parker - sometimes monster. At the very least, that’s what most people thought about Daniel… even if it wasn’t necessarily the truth. Though Daniel let people believe what they wanted to - after all, he wasn’t innocent. Not even close. "…and yes. It would be a fun argument, but who knows. We’re both about to get to the point of being pretty much sh!t faced when the alcohol hits in a few minutes so maybe we will. Maybe we should record this whole encounter before we forget the bound to be a hilarious argument by the morning?
Another loopy smile met Dan’s features as she talked about the naked tea party incident. Yes, Daniel Parker was officially drunk. He had gotten to the point of telling people about his personal stories. Well… oops. Though, at least it was a fun conversation. “Odd savior, but she did save me… as Emily’s father chased me down the street with a shotgun. But saved me nonetheless,” Daniel muttered, “and yes, it is a tough life,” Dan smiled. “I really loved their food,”
Though as the conversation moved to Candice Clarke and the fact that Val figured he didn’t like her, Dan simply rolled his eyes. “It’s not that I don’t like her, it’s… you know what. I’m going to shut up because talking bad about your best friend is probably going to make this elevator situation awkward and we’re having too much fun for me to spoil that,” Dan stated, taking another drink as he looked towards Val.
Though, he couldn’t help but raise his eyebrow at her next statement soon followed by a slight smirk he couldn’t help. “I’ve been told I’m good at more than just kissing,” Daniel whispered in a slightly husky voice, though after a second he shook himself out of his… thoughts. What the f*ck was he thinking? Stop. This was Valerie Wood - the girl… who did that thing… which is why he hated her. fccckkkkkkkk This was exactly why Dan couldn’t help the next words from escaping his lips. “I wish I could say I remembered if you were a good kisser or not, I was a little distracted,” Dan mumbled honestly, taking another long drink - attempting to shake himself out of his previous thoughts that were less than PG13 rated.
Though, as he stood up, putting his hand out for their impromptu dance - what he didn’t expect was for her to trip over herself. Though he didn’t know why he was surprised. Both of them were plastered at this point. Daniel almost immediately pulled her against him, attempting to help her steady herself - but all it resulted in was the two of them being a little… too close for comfort… or close enough to be very comfortable. Nope, nope, nope. Get your mind out of the gutter idiot. Dan thought to himself as he used the wall behind her to hold himself up. The fact that his body was that close to Valerie, along with the fact that the stupid song was saying I don’t want to be alone tonight, and the red f*cking light illuminating the small room was making all of this thinking stuff really hard.
“Would you remind me how you kiss?” Daniel questioned something in the back of his mind called common sense yelling at him to get the hell away from her and sit his ass down. But the alcohol had suppressed that part of his mind… and now there were… well… how they presently were.
@CerealKiller - I have absolutely no idea how it ended up like that. That was not the intention I had when I started writing this post because there was definitely going to be more talking while they were dancing. BUT yea. I’m too tired to change it and I’m sorry and Imma disappear now.